BREAKING: The Chief Exorcist of Washington has been fired for his statements about demons and UFOs, claiming that demons can disguise themselves as aliens, glowing orbs, and UFOs.
Foreign workers cost the taxpayers of Alberta $1 Billion in 2025, compared with $150 million in tax revenue collected. That’s a staggering loss of taxpayer funds for the benefit of Corporate Canada and 180,000 foreign workers taking our jobs in Alberta.
Forget Indian Kyle Dubas and Wickenheiser.
MLSE’s new GM is LaShanda Washington.
She is Black, a lesbian, wheelchair-bound, transgender, and has never seen a hockey game in her life.
Real MLSE material.
Represents Toronto and Canada perfectly.
#LeafsForever#DEI
Trump’s threats to destroy Iranian Civilization for Israel almost make you forget that 10 years ago he was elected to build a border wall, repair our infrastructure, and end political corruption.
The MAGA movement was assimilated into the GOP and hijacked by Zionist Jews.
“I can’t see you tonight, I’ve got plans”
The plans:
Legs up the wall!! One of the most underrated things you can do for your body (all the hot girls are doing it btw): zero equipment, cost or effort, and it works on nearly every level that actually matters.
“Uh but why would I do that?” I’ll tell you why:
When your legs are elevated above your heart, gravity does the work your sluggish lymphatic system is struggling with.
Venous blood and lymph move back toward the torso, reducing swelling in the feet and ankles, relieving tired legs after hours of sitting or standing, and improving lymphatic drainage.
Stagnant circulation promotes stress signals in your tissues. Fluid that isn’t moving freely = poor tissue oxygenation and waste buildup. Elevating the legs is one of the simplest ways to reverse that.
This position naturally shifts your body into parasympathetic mode: the state responsible for recovery, digestion and cellular regeneration.
You’ll notice slower breathing, lower heart rate, reduced stress hormones, a calmer mind.
Stress physiology is catabolic. It drains energy and accelerates ageing. Relaxation supports mitochondrial function and repair. A posture that quiets the stress response (without supplements, protocols or spending a penny) is brilliant.
This posture also unloads the spine, releases pressure in the lower back, and relaxes the hip flexors and hamstrings.
Your body feels supported and safe, adrenaline and cortisol drop. Muscles and connective tissue release.
A lot of people notice their body temperature warming slightly afterward; that’s improved circulation and reduced stress. Your metabolism is literally switching back on :)
Improved venous return = more efficient blood flow. And it will reduce fatigue, help with mild headaches and promotes mental clarity.
Good circulation and oxygen delivery support oxidative metabolism: the process that keeps your cells producing energy efficiently. When that process is impaired, everything suffers. When it’s supported, everything improves. It’s that straightforward.
How to do it? Sure, I’ll tell you:
Sit sideways next to a wall. Swing your legs up. Rest for 5–15 minutes. That’s it.
Optional additions: a small pillow under the hips, red or warm light, slow nasal breathing.
Works especially well before bed, after work, or after long periods of sitting.
All the hot girls are doing legs up the wall and it combines circulation support, nervous system relaxation and gentle spinal decompression: a proper reset for the body with zero cost and zero risk.
One of those rare things where the simplest answer is the best one :)
People seem upset now that we are discussing occult rituals, blood sacrifices, and witchcraft.
Freemasonry is real—as are blood sacrifices and the revelation of the method (all discussed by Father Ripperger on Shawn Ryan’s podcast)
This is who we are battling.
BREAKING - CARNEY JUST DESCRIBED CANADA AND COMMUNIST CHINA AS
“LIKE MINDED COUNTRIES”!
It is time for Albertans to internalize this over the weekend. Do we want a free and independent country of Alberta or do we want to remain in Communist Canada.
#AlbertaIndependence