Pretty huge Disappointment

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

I fail to see the point of a "book club". Once I have made a universally valid judgement about a book's aesthetic merit, there is nothing left to discuss

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

75 and sunny. Perfect day for sending emails

[ivi @ivibuni]

missionary so i can ask if my bangs look ok

[KC @amphichrome_]

Machinists really went off when they invented knurling

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

I keep seeing posts like “Eldest daughters are always hiding their emotions” but I feel like I hear about their emotions quite a lot actually like they seem to be pretty vocal group

[𓆩 ♡ 𓆪 @lyssabandzzz]

what are yall gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting yalls ankles

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

just buy secondhand leather. just buy secondhand. any piece of clothing you could want has already been made

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

[trash jones @jzux]

sometimes a picture of a new little guy will keep you going for days, if not weeks

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

need to become a tour guide i’ve just realized it’s the only job i can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

yeah sex is cool but have you ever gotten the guy you’re dating to stop using the big light

[jynx @jynxbby]

men will ask you zero questions about yourself and then say they never met anybody like you

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

but on a wednesday, on a football podcast (?), I watched it begin again

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

[pulling out my phone mid conversation] hold on i have a list for this in my
notes

[vivi @livswritten]

yall are sooo boring trying to apply real life to tv it’s almost like it’s fictional “why is he stuck on the same girl after four years” for my entertainment!!!

[evelyn @portiaspetrat]

ever since i was a little girl ive loved information

[vivian @blewmarine]

engaging in attention-seeking behaviour (wearing shimmering body oil)

[Jacques Rigaut @crisisauteur]

It would be cool if the next trend in literature was being good at writing