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[J r u e @thatl0calguy]

For season 5 of Ted Lasso they should make him coach the Sacramento Kings and let the audience watch him battle crippling depression and alcoholism

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

She was *literally* handed this seat.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

ONLY IN AMERICA DO THEY DENY CHILDREN FREE LUNCH WHILE FORCING THEM TO READ ABOUT JESUS FEEDING THE HUNGRY 🙄

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

This is how you know we need a wealth tax

[JJLsmith @jjlsmith2]

This is fun @xCollectorFlex

[IcyMouthBag @BallerzSim]

this is SO COOL @xCollectorFlex thanks for innovating! Here is a link so you can do it too: https://t.co/YvKsG9XbBM

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

The wrong leaders at the most important moment in history.

[Isi Breen @isaiah_bb]

You know what it means when the IDF has good enough optics to pick out the forelocks on individual people’s heads?

It means they know the toddlers are toddlers when they murder them.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Otherwise, it’s going to be the teacher paying for those supplies out of her own salary that is nowhere near where it should be.

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

This shit is legit upsetting start to finish… like how u gone try and ruin this lady career for tryna figure out how her son died. That is so evil

[Reggie B. @reggiebblue]

Stewart: For you, Israel is the red line.

Fetterman: Absolutely. I can never turn my back on Israel.

Stewart: I mean no disrespect but that is not our country.

[Andrew Giambrone @AndrewGiambrone]

the pied-à-terre tax is targeted at pricey, mostly unoccupied homes in the city and meant to help fund city services. but it also introduces a new form of tax exposure for people who may be outing themselves as NYC primary residents, even as they claim primary residence elsewhere

[Alex Armlovich @aarmlovi]

This is the funniest part of the pied-a-terre tax freakout: newspapers & social media were full of people saying "No you don't understand--I've been committing insurance fraud, registration fraud, and income tax fraud for years. So I can't just submit my license or tax return"

[Beanie @Beanie13072]

This is why people can’t tell me shit about crime stats

[Today In History @historigins]

"Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires."

- John Steinbeck

[Tony Montana @9mmScorpion]

Lmfaoooo

[GFY TV @Viralvid_89]

A tiny sandwich shop decided to take a chance...

They heard Liam Neeson was filming Hard Powder nearby, so they wrote a joke on their chalkboard:

"Liam Neeson eats here for free."

On the other side, they added:

"Come in and get TAKEN away by our sandwiches."

They figured he'd never see it.

Seven hours later...

The door opened.

Liam Neeson walked in.

In his signature deep, gravelly voice, he looked at the staff and asked,

"Where is my free sandwich?"

The entire shop was in shock.

Although he didn't have time to stay and eat, he happily posed for photos with the amazed staff before heading out.

The surprise visit became such a memorable moment that the shop later created a sandwich in his honor...

"The Neeson."

What started as a funny chalkboard joke turned into a story the shop will never forget. 🥪🎬