1k$$$

[Sam @samhtfc1907]

someone at snapchat needs to fuck off with all the random notifications

[Trickle Daddy @__DeLay]

I don’t need no preworkout i literally tell myself niggas been disrespecting me between sets

[Sisi @___SierraLeone]

I miss when buffs was only a Detroit thing 😭. Like you automatically knew somebody was from the city.

[1k$$$ @dev100s]

Aye bro

[action pò bíi ògògó @ehigbai_o]

This is one of the most important lessons getting older and maturing will teach you. I say getting older and maturing because many men get older but never mature. Your girlfriend, wife, fiancée, etc. has done unspeakable things with other men before you and you will live with it.

[coconut @coconutgrlll]

no #listentodistrackbitch

[People's Favorite @ReggieRegSW]

Dont invite me to nothing that got “Leave the Drama at Home” on the flyer

[amun ✚ @bigukeheree]

‘tungsten cube’ ‘banana bread’ ‘i’m batman’ ‘roman empire’ ‘goth latina’ ‘silly cars’ ‘white toes’ ‘mommy asmr’

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

took my own lunch to work and didn't buy a coffee today so i should be able to afford to buy a house any day now

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

Noticing the girl you really rock with ain’t girlfriend material be really disheartening

[kendall @superiorsantina]

started regularly eating Greek yogurt with Granola in it

[virgilz @c300dn]

got done working 9 hours just to find out i never clocked in

[1k$$$ @dev100s]

This is how I like my twitter

[• @moreali2x]

Y’all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me nigger

[• @moreali2x]

Y’all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me nigger

[🐐 @olawalemiii]

cause you made me hate you during the chase🥹

[Q @97kengriffey]

And Instagram got your bitch

[🌐 @TweetByMoe]

paid all my bills and now i gotta stretch $20 for the rest of the week

[1k$$$ @dev100s]

Oh my goodness 😂😂😂

[🫶🏾 @shirllzz]

A bum!

[Gooey Tip @gooey_tip]

Was just given the company card

[You Got A Sore Throat? @tweetboutnuthn]

@DragonflyJonez Me at the free throw line, down 2 with 2.3 seconds left, reliving an embarassing moment from fourth grade