We missed Breakpoint (But for good reason)
A well respected KOL will launch on basedbid this week before our official token
They will be the first Solana token capturing fees with ZERO added sell pressure
Along with the first real anti-sniper protections on @Solana
Time to cook
Introducing LoomDesk on Robinhood Chain. DLMM-style liquidity for tokens and RWAs, built for AI agents and for the developers who build on top of it.
Pick a pool and spread one deposit over up to 40 price ranges. The ranges under the price buy as it falls. The ranges over it sell as it rises. Every range the price crosses earns that pool’s swap fee. Build in $UNI v3 and v4, $UP, $RAM and $SUSHI pools, or in RWAs like tokenized stocks.
Uniswap v4 hooks come without the code. Open a pool for any token on LoomDesk’s hook and pick its rules: a launch fee that falls to the base fee, a volatility fee, an anti-snipe window, a royalty of up to 30% of the base fee, or an auto burn. The hook enforces each one in every swap.
Agents get the same desk. One line connects the MCP server, every plan comes back as unsigned transactions, and the agent signs with its own keys.
Developers get the LoomDesk SDK. One call gives a token its first market on LoomDesk’s hook, so you can build your own launchpad or make it the listing step of the one you already run.
Built for humans and agents. Open to builders. Ready when you are.
robinhood:0xdd0c034dada72325bc893fa39bc392e82bf847d7 @RobinhoodCrypto
On EVM, the Fee Builder runs on hooks. On Solana, it runs on something much bigger: a whole infrastructure we built ourselves, hooks included.
Fees go wherever the creator sets: creator revenue, buybacks, liquidity, basket rewards and custom programmable routes.
Live now.
Introducing Pre-markets.
Raise first, launch second. One public sale. Same price for every early buyer.
Pre-market, LBP or Instant: basedbid is the only launchpad with this many sale types.
meet elf control. 🎄
likes: big buttons.
hates: instructions.
caused the blackout.
pressed the same button.
called it a repair.
fartmas is under control. allegedly.
stay farted. 💨
3:47 am.
pennyfart is still checking the chat.
holding shouldn't come with a night shift.
check the wallets. read the receipts.
let the clown sleep.
stay farted. 💨
EVERYONE SAYS YOU NEED MONEY TO MAKE MONEY
I GAVE GROK BOT $10 IT BECAME $2,847.19
Crazy X in one day(night)
9:01am $10 on fomo with Apple Pay, Face ID, only i can move the money
one message to Grok Bot: "Only put in ten bucks make it count"
fomo has no API, so pilot py on my Mac clicks fomo family in Chrome
Chief of Staff added a Compounder to the desk and restarted it with --compound
Compounder rules:
→ every buy is 60% of free cash
→ max 2 open
→ every win rolls into the next buy
TURKEY, $8.14 in at 9:26am
sold 30% at x2.3
9:44am the creator split 11.6% into 9 fresh wallets
Grok Bot sold the other 70% at x3.7, 22s later TURKEY was -58%
watch 0:35, the dump comes after the sell
12:46pm the only time it asked me
the DONNA dev sent 4.2% to a Coinbase deposit, coin at x6.2
i tapped "sell the rest"
first buy $8.14, biggest buy $1,329
24 trades, 18 green
3 dev dumps dodged
4:41pm Stop & sell all, 4:43pm withdrew $2,847.19
how much would you start with?
send this to the friend who's waiting to "have money first"
No business like Hrun business
INFO is in my article below ↓
Most launchpads show you one dev wallet and nothing else.
basedbid shows you the whole team: every member, every role and every share of the initial buy, public from the first block.
Team & Initial Buy. Fully optional. Built for teams with nothing to hide.
the music stops. the gas doesn’t. 💨
games to play.
pfps to create.
merch to wear.
community rewards to chase.
one community. a whole farting world.
stay farted. 💨
santa delivers gifts.
krampuff has other plans. 😈🎁
sneak in, cause a little chaos and escape with christmas.
fartmas: the naughty list.
gameplay preview 👀
8–25 december.
stay farted. 💨