Devon Milligan

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Michael: What flavor is it?

Ryan: Blue.

Michael: Blue is not a flavor.

Ryan: It says, flavor: Blue Blast.

Michael: Oh, Blue Blast.

[Devon Milligan @dev_milligan]

@jlawriegs Except for the ones where they're asking for $$$

[relatable @byreIatable]

When you're in the middle of an exam and the professor is explaining something to someone

[relatable @byreIatable]

college is great bc u always have all ur tests around the same time so instead of failing one test a week you can fail four

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Happy birthday to the absolutely wonderful Kate Winslet. My love for you is wider than that door you totally could have shared with Jack.

[Clara @Corningswell]

I literally always thought pufferfish inflated with air which doesn't even make sense. Wth https://t.co/xogA4GLnBj

[Lauren~ @laur_irv]

"Imagine being a guy. Like just having a brain and just not using it. Being so stupid all the time."

[Mike Lewis @MikeLewis1528]

Such is life