Juan Jamon

I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon.

[hezi @hklivingg]

ngl i be sneak shazaming

[Babybloodbjorn @kikoscasino]

when I smell weed in public I think wow what a beautiful community where people come together and feel comfortable; perhaps they’ll share a hit with a kind woman such as myself

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

just spent $200 ($17.50) on a sandwhich

[justsomeluhboi.bsky.social @JustSomeLuhBoi]

“LET THEM BABIES PLAY IN YO GADDAMN HAIR!”

[z @haraamzadi]

me and my mom

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

me when my kid comes out as trans: ok yay i love you

me when my kid forgets to uplift tinashe: you bring shame upon our family name. start making arrangements because you can't stay here tonight

[nikki 🪽 @bleachbunnyy]

dick so fat it has a girth certificate

[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

wake up babe pope just said human-made memes are a cultural institution that safeguards humanity

[The Kittens Room @TheKittensRoom]

Doja Cat performing ‘Cyber Sex’ for the first time in years tonight in Detroit during #TourMaVie.

[Juan Jamon @dev_out_]

Do the police dogs know the work they do is upsetting to humans

[Executive Asst. Commissioner Diane J. Sabatino @OFOEAC]

.@CBPPortDirJFK K9 Rowdy had a busy day at JFK! He alerted to a bag from Ghana with 72 lbs of yams, veggies, and spices—all prohibited. Thanks to Rowdy, these items were stopped at the border. Who’s a good dog? 🐶🦴

[Juan Jamon @dev_out_]

“I’m not short” I say to myself as every pair of pants is too long

[Meg @heirmeg]

china removed israeI off all they maps maybe i do need that 2 in 1 jewelry box air fryer off temu

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Fruits and vegetables are called 'produce' because they are what the harvest 'produces.'

[alpha @omarsbigsister]

a whole week of nothing but Rape in the news and then seeing the student loans being banned for women-dominated fields

[bri love @mclovenxoxo]

I wouldn’t fire my wedding dj if I saw her smoking drugs on the street corner the week before

[JacquesJams @jacques_jams]

@BortonDoug Well we have Taylor Ham

[rad @quickzote]

ppl will go “ewww new jersey” but live on long island

[charlotte @CharlotteAbotsi]

Chris Brown and Usher tour is like when them aunties pay male strippers to perform in community rooms of apartment complexes

[Softboy @softboy_innit]

We are currently living in a timeline where women can be thrown in jail for having an abortion, but seven men who gang rape a woman only have to write an essay to “think about what they did”.

[⋆⁺₊⋆ jessica ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ 🍉 @ItsMrsRabbitToU]

Dudes couldn’t shut up about Lindsay Clancy but quiet af about Cornell University