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[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

How it feels living in a household where one persons mood determines the mood for the whole house.

[Math Files @Math_files]

Ily = I love you
Imy = I miss you
Brb = Be right back
pV = nRT
F = ma
KE = ½mv²
p₁v₁ = p₂v₂
E = mc²
iℏ ∂ψ/∂t = Ĥ ψ
e^(iπ) + 1 = 0

[smi @smino]

badu x smi this fall . album this fall . i’m a real fall baby .

[akila. @becka1icious]

english teachers recognizing ur potential is the kind of validation that stays w u forever

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

If I ever win the lottery I’m gonna see if bro would actually suck my dick for a million dollars

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

[yip @yipfella]

headphones ain’t enough i need to fuck the song

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

By age 25, your circle should consist of:
-a Spellcaster
-a Healer
-a Tank
-and a Rogue

your network is your net worth

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

so who’s gonna sue apple for the silent alarms thing? i’ve almost lost my job several times now

[vesky @veskyxd]

you mad weird for not letting me merge

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

pussy understander so they call me cliterate

[masha @masha_slp]

I hate an uneducated hater. Do some research, bitch.

[• @yducknow]

How it feels to argue with older people who think they're always right because they're older and more experienced than you

[𝒟𝒶𝓋𝒾𝒹 🧸 @Justtdavid_]

life really does gets better when you get back into your nerdy interests

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

“damn this pussy got you shaking”

first of all, im scared

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

ill do cocaine but i draw the line at arbys

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Used shorty’s rose toy on my tip and I almost passed out

[Cum🏂 @cremedupepe]

in her bathroom peeing hard as possible to make my dick sound bigger

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus