David Abram 🐊

Software development consultant › I fix orgs so they stop breaking prod · popularizer of the term typefuckery ( · making the compiler nervous

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

It's worth it.

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

@kvmqemu @kai_fell Why would you need Haskell LSP on embedded? WTF are we smoking?

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

@effectfully Just put the EU Commission complaint in the envelope, bro

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

@zuhaitz_dev Quite nice CV, my man.

[Zuhaitz @zuhaitz_dev]

Day 0x00000000 of manifesting a job.

-> Remote, open to relocation in Schengen area.
-> C/C++, assembly, systems programming, compilers, PL design, ...

CV: https://t.co/0DlmasX3Ca

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

@PThorpe92 🫠

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

Fossier got my ass.

I will never recover from this.

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

@PThorpe92 Oh lmao, I have created a pr generator while I was testing our product that extracts eng. metrics from github. So, that's why I have 1k closed PRs.

Thanks!

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

@PThorpe92 https://t.co/tW3SoBeGGf

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

@lucasMnts @trashpandaemoji @tekbog I am not alone on my moldable IDE schizo journey

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

I am reading research papers about C4 model.

@tritlo look what your boss is doing to me.

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

Škrljevo mentioned!

[One Proud Bavarian @ProudBavaria]

Everybody: France did this. I know they are behind this.

The Humble Croatian Farmer: Well ... actually ...

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

I am prompting my employees to prompt claude.

AGI ACHIEVED INTERNALLY

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

@HSVSphere I don't know, I don't associate with people who don't know how to use COALESCE.

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

@lucasMnts @DanielW_Kiwi wow, no

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@HSVSphere Yeah, sure.

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

Proud of tpot, many changed their pfp to show support during the pride month!

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

@serpent7776 Me too

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

Haskell learning update:

- [1,2,3] is syntatic sugar for 1 : 2 : 3 : []
- pattern matching in Haskell is hard to get used to (for me)

first :: [a] -> Maybe a
first [] = Nothing
first (x:_) = Just x

but (x:_) is pretty cool

- guards combined with pattern matching is fire