David Abram 🐊

Software development consultant › I fix orgs so they stop breaking prod · SCE fixes this ( · populizer of the term typefuckery

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

It's worth it.

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

@__tidu @HSVSphere There is 50% chance it's kosher.

https://t.co/nmWxPbqqGc

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

I have observed @HSVSphere with my own eyes.

He somehow looks both like the guy who goes to a gay club and the guy who waits outside the gay club so he can beat up people as they leave.

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

@wreckmyshit @langfuse I also keep my TypeScript devs on a leash.

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

@HSVSphere Harsh

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

@LukasHozda @typememetics has only tasteful similarily violated programming language mascots.

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

@AggraIT @onehappyfellow Let them eat Tesco!

[The Institute for Type Safe Memetic Research @typememetics]

We have condensed the UK politics analysis into a video to be consumed by zoomers and other soydevs.

UK deep state and NGOs are trying to silence us, but the TRUTH will prevail!

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

@HSVSphere That would be hilarious tho.

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

This is private equity, this is what it does.

Buy up JavaScript runtimes, run them into the ground, and rip them apart for short-term profit.

The developers at Deno know how to run the runtime. They know how to make the tools we all love. They should be given the first opportunity — and the full support of the Turkish government — to keep it alive.

And if we want to avoid @HSVSphere crashing out, the Turkish government should buy Deno outright.

We should be keeping private equity out, not welcoming it in.

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

@typememetics Incredible analysis.

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

Nice.

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

Why, Railway? Why?

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

@chaturvedikun Yes

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

This house don't run on PHP

[(infinite-jes) @lawofcons]

This house don't run on hope

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

@onehappyfellow @TelVivace Most good is giving me all your money. I am the utility monster your mom warned you about.

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

ADTs and objects are two transpositions of the same types x operations matrix.

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

@lawofcons Und wenn du lange in einen Abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

@lambdafan No, but devs use it to replace guardrails, linting, fuzzing, reading your own code yourself, understanding the ticket, gatekeeping, educating devs, stopping other teams merging trash in your owned codebase, doing their jobs, etc.

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

PR reviews fucking suck as a concept.

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

@lambdafan It depends on what your team uses PR reviews for.

[David Abram 🐊 @devabram]

@lambdafan The bestest practices.