Devan

lsu alumnus gay :) 🌈.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Tim Curry, the legendary film and TV actor has died at 80 💔🕊️ https://t.co/hK41OcFil5

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

NOT DOLLY PARTON LORD NOOOOO

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Dolly Parton has passed away at 80.

[Devan @devansr12]

@ollxmxll You’ve always been sexy !!

[Devan @devansr12]

I wonder if I’ll run into the hottest reporter ( @stevemorris__ ) while I’m here this week.

[Devan @devansr12]

The Minneapolis airport is the layover place for all hot people but they aren’t actually allowed to live in Minneapolis. According to my tinder anyways

[Devan @devansr12]

It’s exhausting to match with a guy on tinder and hinge only for him to ghost me both times

[Devan @devansr12]

@zacharywefel Yes when I go to bemidji for work! The drinks are sweet

[Devan @devansr12]

@jacob_mauren Forever. Mao’s lasted until his death.
Trump’s will too. The squad as well. It’s annoying

[Devan @devansr12]

I wish nick Robinson could be my husband

[Devan @devansr12]

Going through my matches is somewhat depressing because men really do just stop talking to me out of the blue.

[Devan @devansr12]

Despite being on the apps for years I still have no sense of how far 200 feet away is. Like are you in this establishment ?!?

[Devan @devansr12]

Every single man I’ve matched with for the past two weeks has been basically 100 miles away. I live in a metro of 3 million people. This shouldn’t be happening 😔😔😔🥲🥲🥲

[Devan @devansr12]

Well I guess we’re all staying inside for the next two days

[Devan @devansr12]

@rudyfunkmeyer Wait we’re neighbors again?!

[Devan @devansr12]

There’s a lot of hopium for Winds of Winter coming out this year but I regret to inform you that it’s too late in the year for a publishing announcement for THIS year. Perhaps next year tho

[Devan @devansr12]

I truly need to move out of this city because I’m just not enough for any man here.

[Devan @devansr12]

@rudyfunkmeyer Seattle

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

England defeats Mexico 3-2 at the World Cup, advancing to the quarterfinals.

[Devan @devansr12]

It’s amazing how men will just stop responding to you when you ask for a face. Guess he’s just ugly