Zorro, the Bey Blade

Cook/baker, gamer, progressive. He/him notme/us 🌹$DevanThayerLund

[Zorro, the Bey Blade @DevanThayerLund]

We will very likely, within our lifetimes, see 4/20 become a recognized holiday once weed becomes federally legal. When that happens, every mattress store and supermarket is gonna do boring lame "4/20 Sale"s they do for shit like Memorial Day. Celebrate now while it's still cool

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@BasedMikeLee How else do you seize power without any official opposition in the way, without getting rid of those obstacles first? Small government + huge country = easier to control

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@MagicPuddingDi @fesshole Sounds like the girl and her friends (meaning you) were definitely the reason he broke up the relationship. You didn't punish him, you just confirmed why he left in the first place 😂

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@19SteveJ88 @lisaswelch @MiDiamondDave @BIRDLAND_BORN @AP "Do some research" = "Watch the same shitty YouTube videos that I did"

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@skylinesdemos Why did I read this to the tune of "One Less Bell to Answer"?

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@ThunderChicken @BravePoaster @Angry_Staffer Trans people can buy guns (and given the current climate, many of them should while they can)

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@Jay799694438213 @DanielKlein42 @RealBrav0Delta @BravePoaster @Angry_Staffer Do you think that trans people don't encounter bullying/hazing on a dangerous level within our military? And do you think the people doing said bullying have a different opinion of trans people than you, or a similar one?

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@RealBrav0Delta @BravePoaster @Angry_Staffer Veteran suicide rate is literally double the civilian rate, what's your point?

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@Angry_Staffer As someone who lives in Alaska, where if our goods can't be feasibly shipped on a boat or plane, comes to us on trucks from Canada... we're boned.

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@4kpiper @gothspiderbitch Great musical, terrible movie

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@the_vigor @juggalotuzzz @RosannaPansino Doesn't make him less of a criminal 😁

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@the_vigor @juggalotuzzz @RosannaPansino He can't own a gun, what with all the felony convictions 😂

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@JordanBach So you identify as "white" more than you identify as "gay", is what it sounds like. I'm sorry to tell you, when his regime starts rounding up all the "undesirables", it's not gonna be enough to save you.

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@DouthatNYT He's the first person running as VP who does not seem capable of saying who won the previous election

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@TrzeciakCraig @LorriganMichael If all it paid was $20 million, pretty much any of these people could make literally one movie/album and earn more than that. You act like dangling 20 mil in front of them is going to hypnotize them into doing satanic shit, when they're all massively rich already

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@Actualfacts0nly @justinboldaji Thanks for telling everyone that the life of a child means less to you than property. Very modern-day Republican of you (and no, I'm not saying that sarcastically).

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@PopCrave I don't think a multimillionaire pop star who probably hasn't walked into a grocery store in over a decade should have the stance to tell the public to "touch grass", as if *we're* the ones out of touch with reality.

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@dylaninabottle @PopCrave Against their will, much like a close friend and colleague of hers...

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Bottling sauces at my pantry cook job, and accidentally created the world's worst new catchphrase:

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@JohnCleese

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@ChrystalWRox The Reconstruction wasn't just about rebuilding the cities in the south, it was also "reconstructing" the reasons behind the war in the first place. It's why so many southerners STILL go on about "states' rights" and "The War of Northern Aggression"; they've been brainwashed.