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@dxed_deer Oh, I think about this one actually

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@NotThatDragonD Dave, just because you lie like a rug doesn't mean that anyone is ever going to believe your horse shit.

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@WomenPostingLs You can't read statistics.

It's not "half of women"
It's "50% of women who left a relationship have this as a contributed factor"

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@AmiriKing More people have shot at James Blunt than ever did at Fifty Cent.

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@bigbusinessman There are all these signs up round my way saying "think bike!"
There should be just as many saying "bike! Think!"

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@nyaraVT Oh Dave, Dave, Dave.

You "present" as a creepy man in a wig.

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@Theleftorwright Yes, he does.

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@Theleftorwright So, not having to disclose former names is not a child safeguarding risk?

Yeah. No.

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@Mike_Batt Nigel is clearly an idiot.

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@MadameGilflurt On the other hand, a Kenyan friend thinks it proves we're closely related as every Kenyan also insists on telling you about their bargain!

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@janegoodballs @Vidzyy_ Ah! So "it never happens" has a new meaning- "you found 9 cases"- I mean, it's 12 actually, each one a multiple offender- "so it doesn't count"

Truly, your delusion is strong.

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@SaraJWilliams_0 Several elderly ladies from church live in the same development which has a courtyard and one exterior door.
So during covid they counted as one household.
I've heard stories about gin and gin rummy...

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@janegoodballs @Vidzyy_ You mean selected from actual cases that went to trial and resulted in guilty verdicts?
Clearly.

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@WingsScotland NOT EVEN AS A JOKE

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@therealhostman Yeah, when you've got space labour and no depiction of human beings, it's amazing how "great and blade runner" an "aesthetic" can be.

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@PulpLibrarian Silver Metal Lover and Sabella are utterly top drawer

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@PulpLibrarian 2 of my ABSOLUTE FAVOURITES of hers.

What an immense writer she was

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@janegoodballs @Vidzyy_ So you're flat out denying these cases, all of which resulted in guilty verdicts in UK courts, exist?

Seriously?

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@FurtherOr @ryanbate I'm a retired teacher of the Deaf.

It's actually a factor of Deaf people having no access to phonics and being unable to sound out words.

They are literally decoding them letter by letter and it is inevitable that this is slower. So for flick screens this is incredibly hard.