Devashish Das

[Devashish Das @devashishdash]

@SqSehrish 79

[Rajdeep Sardesai @sardesairajdeep]

I have a VOTER ID card, but NO, it is not proof of citizenship.
I have a AADHAR card but NO, it is not proof of citizenship
I have a PAN Card, but NO, it is not proof of citizenship.
I have a PASSPORT but NO, it is not proof of citizenship.
So who will give me a CITIZENSHIP CERTIFICATE? A govt bureaucrat?
My question is simple: is the problem with the citizen, or with the Mai Baap State itself?😡

[Devashish Das @devashishdash]

@sidhant Aadhar/ Passport is not the citizenship document So WTF is citizenship document?
This government is making us fool each and every day!

[The Forgotten ‘Man’ 👨‍⚖️ @SamSiff]

It hurts…!

[Devashish Das @devashishdash]

A couple (husband & wife) become father & mother respectively on the day their child is born.

Never understood this western especially US propaganda of Father’s Day, Mother’s Day etc targeted to fools like us so that we can buy their stupid products.

#FathersDay #Father

[Devashish Das @devashishdash]

@Abhishekkkk10 And everyone knows mistake of these 3 thugs-
Gadkari- E20 blending without giving option to buy pure petrol for old vehicles
Pradhan- Useless fellow, can’t even arrange clean exams
Nirmala- taking tax on EPF intesrest, prices of items not getting reduced even after GST rate cut.

[Devashish Das @devashishdash]

@NewsAlgebraIND Bhai @AshwiniVaishnaw - pl start Pune Hinjewadi Metro which is getting built since 2019 still no sign of starting soon, We are tired & getting old each day when we drive 1.5 hours to travel 16kms. Have mercy & just give us the basics, don’t sell us the dreams.

[Devashish Das @devashishdash]

@punekarnews This man should be kept given Bharat Ratna for changing dates since last 3 years without any scrutiny.

[Devashish Das @devashishdash]

@ShivAroor LaT- Loktantra ki Hatya
PSC- Pocket Size Constitution

[Jasveer Singh @jasveer10]

No one on this planet gets more phone calls than Indian cooks, maids, cab drivers, and auto drivers. They are always on a call.

I seriously wonder who they’re talking to all day. 😅

[Anuradha Tiwari @talk2anuradha]

There is a new scam by @IndiGo6E these days.

When you web check-in, they don’t show any free seat options to select.

If you skip seat selection and choose auto-assigned seating, they say you'll receive your boarding pass by email around 4 hours before departure. In my case, it never arrived.

When I called customer care to ask why the boarding pass wasn't sent, they told me that auto-assigned seating can only be done 12 hours before departure. If it isn't assigned by then, the airport has to allocate the seat. They also said they have no way to contact the airport.

So you are forced to reach the airport at least 1 hour early for physical check-in. If you arrive close to the check-in cutoff, they may refuse to issue a boarding pass and say you missed the check-in deadline.

Technically, there are no FREE seats for web check-in.

Everybody is out here scamming common people because apparently there’s nowhere for us to go and complain. Well done!

[Devashish Das @devashishdash]

@RanvirShorey @Airtel_Presence Tum bhi! I thought celebrities like you must be having all types of network like inverter, one goes down other goes up automatically. Full time connectivity!!!!

[Devashish Das @devashishdash]

@flipkartsupport Your DMs are of no use, it’s standard message that we resolved your queries blah blah. Give me my full refund when you didn’t deliver the product even after waiting 8 days. There can’t be any platform fee for no delivery & negative customer experience. #FlipkartScam

[Devashish Das @devashishdash]

@Flipkart first you make us wait for 7 days, then you don’t deliver on the delivery date even after sending out for delivery message, when we cancel the order24hours after actual delivery date you deduct 53 Rs. for no fault of mine. What kind of service & business model is this?

[Devashish Das @devashishdash]

@flipkartsupport You are not accepting that it’s your fault instead you are saying you deducted the money for platform free so that you can provide hassle free shopping experience to customers? Really? How would you rate my exp? I didn’t even get my product even after 8 days. #FlipkartLoot

[Kamlesh Singh / Tau @kkstau]

Quickbandi ग़ज़ल

तोड़ के पुश्ते को नदिया की रवानी निकली
नासमझ समझे थे वो सबसे सयानी निकली

अबू ताहिर हो के ख़लील हो या यूसूफ़ हो
गया जो वक्त तो हरकी मुसलमानी निकली

कल तक दीदी के दीदों की खाते थे क़सम
आज वो जून की आंखों से ज़बानी निकली

जोड़ा फूल जो टूटा तो ये राज़ फ़ाश हुआ
हमारे निशान से औरों की निशानी निकली

बाग मितली से है आजिज़ काकुली बेकल
जो चीज़ दहन से निगली है ग़रानी निकली

किसको अपना कहें, दर्द भी बांटें किससे
नई मुहब्बत में भी आदत वो पुरानी निकली

एक खामोश कह के सबको करा देता था चुप
उसकी चुप्पी से नई एक कहानी निकली

कौन कहां से निकल जाए, किधर से निकले
मामा दरवाज़े से तो खिड़की से मुमानी निकली

वलायती दूर की कौड़ी रही वली साहब
गुल-ए-महुआ के भरोसे पे जवानी निकली

ये जो अप लाइन है डाउन भी वही है ताऊ
शताब्दी आई और देखो राजधानी निकली

[Devashish Das @devashishdash]

@HDFC_Bank @HDFCBank_Cares @HomeLoansByHDFC
Hey, may I have X id/contact details of the team who looks after escalation related to car insurance.
Thanks.

[Aravind @aravind]

So the question is, how come Meta platforms allow so many bots to operate and game the system? Unless they want them to. Since they claim they take US elections and meddling in US democracy seriously, does it mean they allow meddling in India's democracy? If so for whom? USA?

[Devashish Das @devashishdash]

@MeghUpdates These basic checks can’t be done by param sundari jouno Sonal Mehrotra Kapoor or it’s the agenda which kills the logic.

[Devashish Das @devashishdash]

@ShivAroor When people having a celebrity image in TV journalism like you can’t do anything of the system & bring justice then does it make sense to even raise our voices against this deep rooted corrupt judiciary & politics system? Just imagine what families of deceased feel each second?