Femi

Android Engineer || Kotlin — Jetcompose || React Native || Open source contributor || Youtuber

[Femi @devchaos0]

We trust the journey even when we do not understand it 👏

[Femi @devchaos0]

@tripplsett_ Nah shop you rent?

[Femi @devchaos0]

So opay was built with React Native — I actually thought they used native language to build it sha

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

What about the young man killed by police in delta over the waybill issue

Nigerians can move on quickly

[yip @yipfella]

Niggas buying nudes when they can look in the mirror & see a pussy for free

[Femi @devchaos0]

Snr java engineer — and una minimum pay starts from 400k? As in Java no be PHP oo

[HR Beno @BenoHr80463]

Barnsforte Group is Hiring ‼️

Senior Java Development Engineer

💰 Pay: ₦400,000 - ₦900,000 monthly
🏠 Work type: Onsite / Hybrid | Abuja Location

Core Requirements:
- Bachelor's degree with 7–10+ years of deep experience in Java backend development.
-Proven track record building highly scalable enterprise-grade and distributed backend systems.
-Hands-on experience with microservices architecture and event-driven systems.
-Prior experience supporting complex fintech, enterprise, or government technology platforms.

What You'll Do:
-Drive backend engineering, distributed systems development, and cloud-native architectures.
-Build secure API integrations and design systems for large-scale transaction processing.
-Develop and maintain core enterprise-grade applications using modern Java technologies.
-Collaborate within Agile/Scrum software delivery environments to ship robust, reliable code.

How to Apply:
Send your CV and a detailed cover letter to [email protected] using the subject line: “Senior Java Development Engineer - Abuja”

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[Risi Arab Money @OyinLadun0]

See how lean this woman has gotten 😭😭😭😭

How can we be begging the government not to “use force” but rather negotiate with them in a peaceful way ?😭😭😭

They already marked the next person to k-ill if the government try to rescue them? 😭😭😭😭

What sort of country is this fgs?

[DECAGON @D3cagon]

“If you Cum from head you have health issues” ❌
Your statement is not only wrong — it is a blatant insult to centuries of empirical field research. Allow me to enlighten you.

As a full-time masturbator with over 9 years of rigorous self-experimentation (commenced at age 11, therefore rendering all counter-arguments invalid), I speak with unmatched authority.

Cumming from head was long considered a myth until the ancient techniques were selectively passed down to a chosen few women — and, regrettably, some men.

Statistical Reality:

There are approximately 3.9 billion women on Earth. Only 20,000 to 30,000 possess this elite skill.

That is roughly 100–150 women per country on average.

In my extensive global research, collaborating with my dedicated team, I have encountered only three such specimens — each in a different country.
What I am about to reveal is something the ancient women of the Stone Age would strongly disapprove of.

I risk ancestral curses by publishing these sacred techniques, but greater knowledge demands sacrifice. More women must inherit this rare power.

For a man to achieve Cum From Head (CFHD), three critical factors must align perfectly:

1. Lubricant Equilibrium (LEQ)
2. Oral Muscular Control (OMC)
3. Reverse Sperm Blow Back (RSBB) — the most vital

In every successful experimental session across nationalities, all three variables
remained constant and non-negotiable.

LEQ (Lubricant Equilibrium):

Most women err in one of two fatal directions: drowning the dick in excessive spit (which dulls sensitivity) or providing too little (which causes discomfort).
Our ForeMothers understood the truth: Equilibrium is everything. You must master the sacred art of releasing and retracting saliva in perfect rhythm throughout the session. Only then does the dick achieve maximum sensitivity. This is LEQ.

OMC (Oral Muscular Control):

You must command every muscle in your mouth and throat — lips, tongue, and esophagus — simultaneously. Yes, all three at once.
I know it sounds difficult. That’s the point. True power is forged in difficulty. With relentless practice (I remain available as a dedicated training partner), you will reach the level where you operate all three without choking. That is when you become unstoppable.

RSBB (Reverse Sperm Blow Back):

This is the forbidden technique guarded for centuries. I now risk my life and legacy by disclosing it.
The peak of male pleasure is not after ejaculation — it is in the trembling moments before. When he is shaking, desperate, on the edge.
RSBB weaponizes that moment.
At the exact instant he is about to cum, seal your lips around the head, create a vacuum, and blow the sperm back down the tube.
The resulting sensation is not meant for mortal men. It is a divine, god-level experience. While maintaining LEQ and OMC simultaneously, you will reduce him to complete vulnerability and ecstasy.
If he proves mentally stubborn and resists release, escalate to SRSBB (Sucking Reverse Sperm Blow Back):
Form a tight seal with your lips and suck from the urethra as if drawing bobo through a straw.
This triggers a primal neurological and spiritual explosion last experienced by ancient cavemen and the few blessed men (like myself) who have met these dangerously talented women.

The Official Formula:

LEQ × OMC × RSBB(SRSBB) = CFHD
(where SRSBB > RSBB and all variables must remain constant)

You have now been armed with forbidden knowledge. Use it wisely.

— DECAGON

BSc. Applied Masturbation Mathematics (AMM)
Department of Theoretical Ejaculatory Physics
Specialization: Quantitative Nut Analytics & Advanced Hand-to-Gland Dynamics

[Femi @devchaos0]

Just got 2kg of gas for 4k
TINUBI!!!!! 😭🤚

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

“Issue of insecurity, that is the lawf, that is the obedience of law” 😭😭😭😭

[Benson @BNXN]

God I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed money 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Femi @devchaos0]

@attah_akor Preciousssss

[Femi @devchaos0]

@g4na_xo Brooooo😭😭😭🤚

[Femi @devchaos0]

Hey @droidcon @droidconke
Nigeria's Android dev scene is buzzing but #DroidconNigeria has been silent since 2022. I'm an Android Engineer based in Lagos, GDG speaker, open-source contributor & dev instructor passionate about building a solid Android community here.

[Femi @devchaos0]

Una just dey disturb my feed with wordpress shii

[Femi @devchaos0]

@Dev_JesseMaduka Depends... In the long run it will actually matter

[Femi @devchaos0]

Devs be doing crazy shiiii.. Wtf is writing "16yr old frontend developer" on your bio meant to achieve?

[John Thomas and 11,000 others @Ovoh_of_Lagos]

That was how thieves corner sided me and my ex babe back then in 2018 at just past 8pm, she came to visit me and we went along side my 2 other female neighbors to get noodles that evening, making the total of us 3 girls and me.

I saw the thieves from distance and cus of the their positioning and signaled the girls on time that these guys stood like thieves, they called me a weak man that I fear too much, maybe because I grew up in Okoko where stealing was rampant back then, I said okay and still followed them but they were at the front while I was at the back.

When the thieves cornered us, I took off immediately, leaving my ex babe and the two other neighbors, the thieves beat hell out of them, collected our money for noodles 😭😭😭 and their phone too.

People that heard of the story was blaming me and telling me I should have stood to fight for them😭😂😂😂😂

[Femi @devchaos0]

HIM

[𝔼𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕥😎 @Esmart26]

Story telling, I bring Dave. Who are you bringing?

[Femi @devchaos0]

@buildwithsid https://t.co/ODIUVB8Tfc

[Femi @devchaos0]

@Anthonytyga 😂😂😂😂