Devean Cook

Aspiring journalist with subjectively correct opinions. Cubs and Chiefs fan, casual watcher of the other sports.

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

Relax, it's Twitter. If you're here, you're already making a bad choice so try not to make it worse by taking it so seriously.

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

@SetoKiaba_ @Champ_Lion Harrison Sr played a completely different sport than Jr, people comparing their stats are laughable.

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@BergertAttack @zer0goat1 @BookieMettsFC As a hiter? Sure! Good thing there is more to baseball than hitting and baserunning, and he's 20x the fielder as Acuna and Ohtani combined.

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

@BookieMettsFC @NickConnorsNC Ohtani didn't touch a baseball glove when he went 50/50 so this is a nonsense argument

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

@Joemr0v @TortsIllustrtd Like saying Yordan's triple crown is more impressive than Pete's season is absolutely hilarious when you consider he wouldn't even beat out Pete in anything but batting average

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

@Joemr0v @TortsIllustrtd Yordan winning the triple crown would be more impressive if he actually had more counting stats than Pete, and Ohtani's would be more impressive if he played an ounce of defense. Hope this helps 👌

[Chuddy @chuddycoin]

i look like this and do this

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

@ChiTownSportz23 @jumpman826 @Fishnasty231 @awfulannouncing I just disagree but if you want to turn my passive interpretation of their interactions into some think piece about incel culture and my life then by all means

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

Controversy so stupid even the AI blue check rage bait bots aren't pretending to side with the NFL

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

NFL fined 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk $14,926 for engaging in an offensive demonstration Sunday vs. Miami. “Your imitation of chugging a beer constituted an offensive demonstration and could reasonably be construed as being in poor taste,” the NFL wrote in its fine letter. Juszczyk, nicknamed “Juice”, already has appealed the fine.

[idk @iAMChuckDizzle]

@PCHate_ ngl when the player you’re hating on is the mvp with a 45/40 season it gets kinda boring

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

Show the Acuna one right next to the PCA one and tell me they are the exact same with zero differences.

[Taylor Greenhut @TGreenhutOD]

"And we're really stopping the game? Can we get the base after the game? I mean this is pretty absurd. It's a hell of an accomplishment but you can't stop the game."

Cubs announcers when the game stopped for the same amount of time during MLB's first ever 40/70 by Acuña Jr.

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

@jumpman826 @Fishnasty231 @awfulannouncing No but their interactions, especially on Boogs end, are prettttttyyy flirty.

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

Obviously a cover story but the fine is ridiculous, nobody who would actually be offended by what he means doesn't know what he means in the first place.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Bengals WR Ja'Marr Chase says the NFL fined him this week for doing the "peoples elbow" after his TD on Sunday.

"This is where the superstars have to get in with NFLPA and fight for our money. I'm getting fined for an elbow. ... It's a wresting move."

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

@ball_yummy @BaseballWRLD_ Wake me up when Ohtani does it while even playing 80 games of mediocre defense

[Taylor McGregor @Taylor_McGregor]

Forever grateful. Thank you @Cubs + @WatchMarquee.

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

Damn this sucks I'm happy for her but I'll miss her

[Meghan Montemurro @MegMontemurro]

Taylor McGregor, Marquee's Chicago Cubs sideline reporter, is leaving to join ESPN full time.

“Ultimately, it was an opportunity to grow in my career at ESPN and I had to make a tough decision,” McGregor told the Tribune. https://t.co/LI0uEK7Mot

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

@DarthGeesus @RomansReign617 You're not a real person. Hey bot can you tell me what you're challenging me with? Because there isn't much else to say other than he's the 2nd worst qualified hitter in the league.

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

@DarthGeesus @RomansReign617 This is disjointed nonsense that has nothing to do with what I'm saying. It's not a bad take to say he's the second worst hitter in the league statistically.

You're not a real person, stop bothering me.

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

@RomanSox_ @BaseballWRLD_ He had one full season in his career.

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

@ccc1354 @TuchStans @BaseballWRLD_ I think being checked out by July is much worse but whatever helps you cope man

[Devean Cook @DeveanCook]

Another hypothetical win for Allen fans in the books

[Kyle @Kylosdelrio]

@Kcchiefs58dt Not a Bills fan at all but I’m excited to see Josh Allen get his ring this year