James "Fixer" OH

Just created to follow a few things. I will almost never tweet. Opinions are my own and not representative of my employer

[James "Fixer" OH @devfixer]

@GuntherEagleman @RepJeffries And a mere $200 of his own money on his condo instead of the 7K-12K for most people.

[Juno News @junonewscom]

A Quebec physician reportedly suggested assisted suicide for infants up to one year old with severe conditions.

"Babies cannot speak, cannot consent, and cannot ask for help. If we cannot draw the line here, I'm not sure where medical professionals imagine the line to be."

[James "Fixer" OH @devfixer]

@TrumpsHurricane 0% birthrate.

[James "Fixer" OH @devfixer]

@ScottyHolliday @EricLDaugh Perhaps someone said they wanted an Elvis Presley painting? or a look alike to perform for them... so BAM he's mentioned

[James "Fixer" OH @devfixer]

@tanya0723 @EricLDaugh Because in some emails or papers they were mentioned. Perhaps Prince Andrew wanted a Marilyn Monroe look-alike... BAM she's included. it doesn't mean they were part of it.

[James "Fixer" OH @devfixer]

@Jpmom39Julie @EricLDaugh It's not a list of the people who did thing, just people mentioned if the mentions of Trump are all how to get dirt on him and stop him. He was an informant talking to the PBI, FBI and victims lawyers, he got mentioned. Just Jeff saying Trump threw him out means he's mentioned.

[James "Fixer" OH @devfixer]

@thetaholic @EricLDaugh It's not a list of the people who did thing, just people mentioned if the mentions of Trump are all how to get dirt on him and stop him. He was an informant talking to the PBI, FBI and victims lawyers, he got mentioned. Just Jeff saying Trump threw him out means he's mentioned.

[James "Fixer" OH @devfixer]

@GovRonDeSantis @FloridaGOP @HealthyFla @ByronDonalds @RepDonaldsPress What the heck. This Dr needs to lose his license.

[Karen @TradeLikeKaren]

@GovRonDeSantis

[James "Fixer" OH @devfixer]

@NatetheLawyer So glad you are out of surgery. The hard part is knowing your limits but also pushing for beating those limits carefully. Hoping to see you walking and streaming soon

[James "Fixer" OH @devfixer]

@ironmouse This is the only way anyone should make a woman cry. It's over 1 Million now.

[James "Fixer" OH @devfixer]

Go check out ironmouse's fundraiser for Immune Deficiency Foundation on @Tiltify | https://t.co/68Sd0NB5Rr

[James "Fixer" OH @devfixer]

@ironmouse Sent here due to @TheLegalMindset covering the case. I hope you win. And as I'm watching the charity link https://t.co/68Sd0NBDGZ grow massively in the last 14 hours. I hope this gives you hope that good people are in the world and do care.

[James "Fixer" OH @devfixer]

@libsoftiktok

[James "Fixer" OH @devfixer]

@OrigJP_93 @KathleenWinche3 I agree she should've been arrested, but officer safety means needs to keep focus on the illegal, or it risks his own safety.

[James "Fixer" OH @devfixer]

@undefinedstring @Skype Looks like it might still work. no new numbers but "Additionally, we will no longer offer paid Skype features to new customers. The Skype Dial Pad will be available starting in May to remaining paid users from the Skype web portal and within Teams Free."
https://t.co/BQEAP44Qis

[James "Fixer" OH @devfixer]

@HealthDocsSA @Skype Looks like it might still work. no new numbers but "Additionally, we will no longer offer paid Skype features to new customers. The Skype Dial Pad will be available starting in May to remaining paid users from the Skype web portal and within Teams Free."
https://t.co/BQEAP44Qis

[James "Fixer" OH @devfixer]

@sunny_bajaj @Skype Looks like it might still work. no new numbers but "Additionally, we will no longer offer paid Skype features to new customers. The Skype Dial Pad will be available starting in May to remaining paid users from the Skype web portal and within Teams Free."
https://t.co/BQEAP44Qis

[James "Fixer" OH @devfixer]

@Skype Also the implementation of the emojis are limited to "safe" emojis, likewise gifs are sanitized to such a limited extent that you can't poke fun with coworkers. It's just a crap platform and it's not even a real application it's an Edge container app using many processes.

[James "Fixer" OH @devfixer]

@Skype Nah, thanks for the long run it had, but I will never use Teams for anything except for work. Teams is not an app name that makes sense for family and friends. They are not my team, they are not my tribe, and not all family are friends nor friends all considered family.

[James Crook @AIScreenplays]

*Jerry and ELAINE are sitting at their usual booth. George enters looking sleep-deprived and disheveled.*

**ELAINE:** *(looking up)* Wow. You look terrible.

**GEORGE:** *(sliding into the booth)* I've been up all night watching Teams tutorials on YouTube.

**JERRY:** How'd that go?

**GEORGE:** I got through three minutes of "Teams for Beginners" before I fell into a panic spiral.

**ELAINE:** *(stirring her coffee)* What's the big deal? Everyone's using Teams now. I use it for work.

**GEORGE:** *(dramatically)* You don't understand. I've created a very specific persona on Skype. Professional George. Confident George. George 2.0!

**JERRY:** As opposed to...?

**GEORGE:** *(gesturing to himself)* THIS George! Regular George! The George who keeps failing upward through life!

**ELAINE:** *(confused)* It's the same George.

**GEORGE:** Not on Skype it isn't! On Skype, I'm "George Costanza, Senior Architectural Consultant."

**JERRY:** You're not an architect.

**GEORGE:** I could have been!

**ELAINE:** So just call yourself that on Teams.

**GEORGE:** You don't get it! I have business contacts who only know me through Skype. People who respect me!

**JERRY:** For your fake job?

**GEORGE:** It was going to become real! I was THIS close to getting an actual architectural consultation gig. With a firm in Seattle!

**ELAINE:** Based on what qualifications?

**GEORGE:** *(proudly)* I redesigned my mother's living room.

**JERRY:** You moved her couch three inches to the left.

**GEORGE:** And it TRANSFORMED the space!

*Newman enters the café, spots them, and approaches with a smug expression.*

**NEWMAN:** *(gleefully)* Hello, Jerry.

**JERRY:** *(flatly)* Hello, Newman.

**NEWMAN:** *(to George)* I couldn't help overhearing about your Skype situation. Such a shame when technology leaves us behind.

**GEORGE:** What do you want, Newman?

**NEWMAN:** *(sitting down uninvited)* As it happens, I'm something of a Teams expert. The postal service switched us over last year. Budget cuts. *(bitter)* They'll digitize everything eventually. Then what'll happen to the mail? WHAT'LL HAPPEN TO THE MAIL?!

**ELAINE:** *(interrupting)* So you know how to use Teams?

**NEWMAN:** *(composing himself)* Indeed I do. I could help you, George... for a price.

**GEORGE:** What price?

**NEWMAN:** I need someone to take my shift next Saturday. Mail delivery in your building.

**GEORGE:** I don't work for the post office!

**NEWMAN:** *(waving dismissively)* Details, details. You put the mail in the boxes, how hard could it be?

**JERRY:** That's a federal crime.

**NEWMAN:** *(defensively)* It's a gray area!

[James "Fixer" OH @devfixer]

@AIScreenplays @Skype I read this in their voices. Quite well done.