Debashish Hota

Banker

[Ankit Pandey @iamankitpande]

THIS is how adults handle road accidents.

If these two were clowns, they would have been grabbing each other by the collar, throwing slaps and abusing each other in the middle of the road.

Instead, both admitted their mistakes and moved on.

The Fortuner driver even got out, moved the Thar back himself, and cleared the way.

Accidents happen. Losing your mind and fighting like idiots over them is a choice.

Why is saying “my mistake” so difficult for people on Indian roads?

[Ravisutanjani @Ravisutanjani]

🚨 Wrong Side Driving is Blatantly Criminal

That Too on Overtaking Lane of Expressway

Never Understand Why Govt is Casual About This

Imagine Doing This in Dubai or Singapore?

[The Exploited TaxPayer @IndiaNewGen]

When income tax was designed, it was assumed the job will lasts 60 & life expectancy was 65-70.

Employees are laid off in 35-45. There are no jobs after that. Life expectancy is 80 today. There is no support from the govt.

If the govt doesn't stop loot, we will hit the streets.

[Nachiket Deshpande @nachiket1982]

> "15,000 RPM और 17:1 के कम्प्रेशन रेशियो पर चलने वाले F1 इंजन - जो केवल 3 रेस के बाद बदल दिए जाते हैं - की तुलना आम गाड़ियों से करना बेहद बचकानी बात है। हायर ऑक्टेन का फ़ायदा तब मिलता है जब इंजन का कम्प्रेशन उस हिसाब से ट्यून हो। F1 टिकाऊपन (longevity) की बलि देकर सिर्फ़ पीक परफॉर्मेंस चुनता है, जबकि आम गाड़ियों को माइलेज और ड्यूरेबिलिटी चाहिए। इस X-हैंडल मैनेजर को ऑटोमोबाइल इंजीनियरिंग का 'अ' भी नहीं पता। पार्टी के ऑफिशियल हैंडल से ऐसा बचकाना ट्वीट करना यह साफ दिखाता है कि पार्टी का इकलौता मकसद सिर्फ जनता को गुमराह करना है।"

#EthanolScam

@OGTeamBharat
@tehseenp @FactswithDinesh @Nidhzee @theracemonkey @Shankyram2

[Ghar Ke Kalesh @gharkekalesh]

Heartbreaking 💔 : Man Before passing away from terminal cancer, he left these final words for his son

“If i go away anywhere you don't do mischief take care of your mom ..do whatever your mom says ..if dad isn't there don't say papa papa ..you are a good boy right ..don't cry promise .. whenever you will remeber me i will be there ..I will see and take care of you”🥹🙏

[Arvind Kejriwal @ArvindKejriwal]

आज हमने E20 के विरोध में जनता की 2 लाख से अधिक petitions लेकर मोदी जी से मिलने की कोशिश की, लेकिन मोदी जी की पुलिस ने हमें रोक दिया। हमने सभी petitions मोदी जी को भेज दी हैं।

मोदी जी, हमें अपनी ताकत दिखाने से क्या होगा? आप यही हिम्मत ट्रंप को दिखाइए और देश पर E20 थोपना बंद करिए। वरना देश फिर एक बड़ा आंदोलन करने के लिए मजबूर हो जाएगा।

[Phantom @ElonUncleSays]

Banking as a career has become completely Toxic now. Once, Banking used to be most sought career but now the Bank Jobs have become a Job , every bank officer wants to leave and wants to settle somewhere else.

He is ready to leave a job of Bank officer to become Clerk in some other job.

This is the level of banking now.

[Sunderdeep - Volklub @volklub]

आज Formula One में भी ethanol-based fuel का इस्तेमाल होता है। आखिर क्यों?

क्योंकि ऐसे ही बस सेक्सी लग रहा था।

F1 में लगभग 10% एथेनॉल वाला ईंधन इस्तेमाल होता है, जबकि आपकी पुरानी कारें E20 के लिए अनुकूल (non-compliant) नहीं हैं।

F1 का उदाहरण उन लोगों को दिया जा रहा है जिन्हें F1 के एक भी ड्राइवर का नाम तक नहीं पता।

आशा है कि प्रशासन को F1 जैसी सड़कें भी दिखाई देंगी।

[Piyush Trades @piyush_trades]

For everyone’s information, Airtel made a net profit of ₹33,000 crores, and Jio made a net profit of ₹30,000 crores after taxes last year.

The return on capital employed for both Jio and Airtel is above 14%, which is extraordinary for companies of their size.

There’s absolutely zero excuse for increasing prices, except that there is a duopoly, and they can freely extract more money from Indians with virtually no restrictions.

[Arvind Kejriwal @ArvindKejriwal]

मेरी देश के लोगों से अपील है कि पेट्रोल और डीज़ल की गाड़ियां खरीदना बंद कर दें। जब तक देश में E100 की गाड़ियां बनना शुरू न हो जाएं, गाड़ी न खरीदें। यह सरकार आपको बर्बाद कर देगी।

[Paritsh Sharrma (🗣️Paritosh) @Paritolkks]

A person I know earned ₹48 lakh last financial year and paid close to ₹9.4 lakh in income tax.

He lost his job in December and now has to pay taxes at one of the most vulnerable times of his life.

India has almost no social security. No matter how much tax you pay, the moment you lose your job, the government won't support you.

Instead, the same tax money is redirected into freebie schemes where the priority is distributing ₹2,000 or ₹4,000 to different voter groups.

No wonder brain drain is at its highest.

[Kapil @kapsology]

Mind blowing!!

@nitin_gadkari @HardeepSPuri

[CA Ruchita Vaghani @R_N_Vaghani]

Salary : ₹14.65 lakh
Tax Paid : ₹98,600

Heart Surgery Expense: ₹4.5 lakh

❌ No deduction under the New Tax Regime.
❌ No Ayushman Bharat benefit due to income criteria.

Then what's the reward for being an honest middle class taxpayer?

[krishna kumar @kmarkri]

In France infosys fined rs 1.90 cr for forcing employees to work beyond stipulated hours .
Enhone france ko india samajh liya tha .

[Alankrit Shukla @alashshukla]

Every morning bankers are like.

Aaj ye pendency clear kar lunga, iska kaam khatam kar dunga, wo karlunga.

Meanwhile reality is..

Subah jaate hi.. Aaj iska login day hai, aaj match hai iska, aaj ye pendency pehle khtm kijiye, aaj dayend check hai.

Never ending work.

[Ruchi @ApkaBanker]

EDD (Enhanced Due Diligence)

आज हम बैंकर के लिए यह शब्द बहुत भरी दबाव का कारण बन गया है।

High risk वाले account और ग्राहक की extra checking
मतलब कि हमको ऐसे अकाउंट का नॉर्मल केवाईसी के अलावा भी और पेपर लेना होगा और इन अकाउंट की मॉनिटरिटीन करनी होगी। साथ ही इनके घर या शॉप पर जा कर जांच पड़ताल करनी होगी।

EDD time bound प्रक्रिया है अगर समय पर नहीं होगा तो ग्राहक का खाता फ्रीज हो जाएगा जिसके वजह से ग्राहक का गुस्सा झेलना होगा।

नॉर्मल KYC के अलावा ग्राहक से डॉक्यूमेंट लेना एक जटिल काम है।ग्राहक अपना SOURCE OF INCOME और SOURCE OF FUND का PROOF नहीं देना चाहता है।

डिजिटल ट्रांजैक्शन होने से कई सारे खाते EDD list में आ रहे है और RO /ZO से समय रहते EDD पूरा करने को बोला जा रहा है।
ब्रांच ऐसे ही स्टाफ की कमी से जूझ रहा है और उपर से EDD का दबाव।

RBI नियम कानून तो बना देता है लेकिन सही तरह से दिशा निर्देश नहीं देता है। अंत में सिर्फ और सिर्फ बैंकर भुगते है।

[krishna kumar @kmarkri]

IDBI Bank employees have announced one-day nationwide hunger strike on Monday (July 27) to protest against the proposed privatisation of IDBI Bank.
Every public sector banks employees should be on hunger strike on 27 th July to oppose privatisation of IDBI Bank ..
I will be one of them .I will be there with IDBI employees in Delhi on that day .

[krishna kumar @kmarkri]

So finally government is able to sale one sarkari bank and that too one of the most profitable one in less than 90000 cr value .
Sahab sab bech kar hi jayenge and UFBU kewal letter likhte rahegi .

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

A Mumbai govt hospital advised a pregnant woman's family to consider transferring her elsewhere, as pre-delivery fetal assessment indicates her newborn will likely require NICU care, and all of their NICU beds are currently occupied.

The woman's husband called Shiv Sena (Shinde) corporator Ramesh Mhatre, who arrived with his goons and assaulted doctors and nurses.

If you understand how hospitals work, you'll know a bed not being available is not the doctor's fault. You can't ask another critical newborn to vacate a bed, nor can you provide NICU care on the floor, nor can you "arrange bed from some other dept" because a NICU bed isn't just a bed, it comes with ventilators, monitors, oxygen, infusion pumps, and other life-support equipment.

So the blame, if any, goes on the govt. But doctors are the easiest targets, and assaulting them earns politicians easy political mileage.

I know some will say, "Doctors are evil and deserve it," and that's fine. I'm not seeking sympathy. This post is for parents and medical aspirants. Unless your parents own a hospital, you choose govt jobs with better working conditions like the Army, paramilitary, or Railways, plan to pursue USMLE (or an equivalent pathway), or intend to move to private practice where you can arrange your own security, think carefully before choosing this profession.

Most govt hospitals are hellholes. You can serve patients well for decades and still end up being abused or assaulted by a tenth-pass corporator, a publicity-hungry politician chasing cameras, or patient relatives who think every death could have been prevented if only the doctor had "tried harder."