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just a nerd; food science, D&D, games analog and digital.

Poly, Bi, kind of old.
Ropes not roses.

[E. N. @devil_in_tweed]

my opinions have changed. goodbye twitter.

[E. N. @devil_in_tweed]

"there right" 🤣🤣🤣

Hey Scotty, maybe ewe shoold go bac to grayde skool, lern gramer and spelling.

Oh well, actually, this might cause you to lose touch with your voting base.
Nevermind, move out draw fire.

[Scott Walker @ScottWalker]

Auto correct switched maskless to massless. So far, there has been no mass on this flight (which should make Rep. Omar happy). Regardless, it is nice to not be forced to wear a mask. Most on the flight are without masks and a few have them on (which is there right too).

[E. N. @devil_in_tweed]

on today's episode of weird and scary things my duolingo is teaching me in italian:

"why do we die?"

also, "which whale?"

[E. N. @devil_in_tweed]

@itszaeok @bahgoatcheese like seaweed la croix

[E. N. @devil_in_tweed]

have you ever had one of those afternoons where you get out of bed and are standing naked in your kitchen eating a cupcake watching a lady walk her turtle through the park.

just me?

[E. N. @devil_in_tweed]

How does your cat sit when they have more than one favorite pillow?

[E. N. @devil_in_tweed]

@ELChandler5 The Next Supper:The end of restaurants as we know them and what comes next.

[E. N. @devil_in_tweed]

@AJoyce_Rivera nobody ever told me there was HoO swag.

[E. N. @devil_in_tweed]

Yooo! I got promoted at work. Starting in May your boy is going to be head chef.

LET'S GOOOO!

[E. N. @devil_in_tweed]

@Anxious_Hydra @graycastlepress smash cut to the bandit camp where they hear from the edge of their forest, "EXCUSE ME, DID SOME BANDITS PASS THROUGH HERE? GREAT, WHICH WAY? HEY THEY WENT THIS WAY, SHOULD WE SNEAK UP ON THEM?"

[E. N. @devil_in_tweed]

@ThatBWednesday that is such a great color for you!

[E. N. @devil_in_tweed]

@lilbluemage we call those splatter burns faerie kisses in my industry.

[E. N. @devil_in_tweed]

Not that anyone needs another cis white male's opinion but...
I'm four days from 40 years old. #AMA.

[E. N. @devil_in_tweed]

@amaramagica @oncloud_e Hola Amara, encatado.

[E. N. @devil_in_tweed]

@katyolady a tale beautifully woven.

[E. N. @devil_in_tweed]

@CataleyaVi let's set the scene. Light breaks the darkness. First, a sliver, joined by the gentle "mmwhap" of the fridge seal relasing it's grip. I squint against the false dawn, red eyed and weary. I grab the jar of pickles. It's 3 am.

[E. N. @devil_in_tweed]

@gnomedic

[E. N. @devil_in_tweed]

Damn you @BigSquishyDM. All of your sweet sentiments about Outer Worlds has me nostalgic. Currently redownloading. Cheers!

[E. N. @devil_in_tweed]

@humanhouseplant whaaa....? It feels like I just watched the universe being born. thanks for this.