Eddy

Inawezekana 😂

[khalif kairo @KhalifKairo]

Last year in May 1st i was in Prison, heavily in debt and at my lowest. This year May 1st, i was busy logging the final hours of my commercial license, Next year i might be in Monaco with a baddie. No one knows.
Thats the beauty about life, nothing is permanent apart from God.

[L @3vivv]

oh sweet girl please let it go before it rots your soul

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

However this year goes, it's ending with me winning.

[Eric @amerix]

If you are not ready to have a baby, WEAR A CONDOM.

Or, ABSTAIN during her fertile period.

Don't force a woman to get an implant, a coil or hormonal pills to cover your sexual convenience and primitive cravings.

[bunz @bunnythagod]

Ppl will make you feel so lame for genuinely liking them. That’s some shit

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

yeah sex is cool and but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of ur life and got your spark back

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

i haven’t lost all hope in this year. most goals are scored in second half.

[g @34rths]

And for my next trick I will call life beautiful and instantly watch it become so

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

Bedrotting is so nice. Just laying in bed, using your phone comfortably 🙂

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

may you heal so hard you start being creative again.

[323 @Ggod323]

i swear my consequences don't even have actions

[𝐀𝐥𝐯𝐢ṋ 𝐊𝐚ṋ𝐢ṋ𝐝𝐨 @Alvin_Kanindo]

If this were biblical times, Kasongo would definitely make the list as plague number eleven. ☠️

[Paris @Aphelele_Monti]

Calling me after 10pm and before 9am (if you’re not my partner) is taking chances. There’s not a single thing I can do for you in between these times.

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

let it END. you’ll be okay.

[Pamilerin Adegoke @Pamilerin]

Nothing brings relief like finally losing interest in someone you were so obsessed with.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Having to poop after a shower really pisses me off😭😭

[47 @youshouldfw47]

Till disrespect do us part

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Me in a Math paper:

Therefore, the baby was 47 yrs old

[JohnRocker @itsJohnRocker]

When the fuck did Turkey change the country name to “Turkiye”???

[niko kadi @nikokadiKE]

Monday ikikaribia kufika alafu ukumbuke wiki ikona 8 days. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂