sam mclean

just call me boco prom

[sam mclean @devilakasam]

"Who's gonna show up to your funeral not your iPhone" @BigGayBasedSara

[Kendall @_kendalltai]

10/10 scene. 10/10 song.

[sam mclean @devilakasam]

@wilsonsmclean :(((

[Benjamin A. Pete II @benjaminapete]

Can someone please fix bacon packaging. There has to be a better way.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

bro terrorized everybody in walmart

[greg @greg16676935420]

Thankfully gas prices can never go above $9.99 since most of the signs only have three digits

[teryn @youngtiddy]

(on my third cup of coffee without eating anything) why am i afraid

[wil @wilsonsmclean]

John C McLean completed the Bloomsday 12k 12K! Time 02:09:19 (UNOFFICIAL) https://t.co/ZkciO1pwnz #bloomsdayrun

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

Working your job while working on your mental health while working on your relationships while working on physical health while working on your family while working on sleep habits while working on self-care while working on exercise while working on personal goals while working

[sam mclean @devilakasam]

@darienrachel_ Only if 1 is for me

😏

[trash jones @jzux]

me when i have a bad day: i think i deserve a little treat

me when i have a good day: i think i deserve a little treat

[sam mclean @devilakasam]

@bettydsuave @wilsonsmclean Sounds like something he would say

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[sam mclean @devilakasam]

@marysahoward_ And I was dead serious too

[Legs @marysahoward_]

and if i don’t see ya,
good morning
good afternoon &
goodnight

[Nikko Benson @nikkoabenson]

Last night at intermission, the woman sitting next to me pulls out of her purse not a phone, but an old-school CALCULATOR

And for 15 uninterrupted minutes just adds numbers up. 13+12=25. Clear. 400+500=900. Clear. 27+27=54.

I can’t stop thinking about this

What does she know

[pinar @pienar]

would love to take my eyeballs out of their sockets and rest them in a cold glass of water on my bedside every night while i sleep. thats my wish

[Yoncé Vocals @YonceVocals]

Beyoncé singing ‘I Care’. That’s the tweet.