Devilbrad

Just a concerned American. My one liner jokes are meant to make you laugh. Or make you think. Or to steal your hunnies. Mopars and air cooled VW/Porsches.

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@TheJusticeDept This sounds suspiciously like 15 minute cities.

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If the term NOM NOM NOM had a video.

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Look at this guy go! 🤣

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@erik_london @mattbramanti @PhxInsurgent You're right. I don't fully understand it and am being educated in real time, haha. I fully embrace and appreciate everyone's replies.

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@Humanguerrilla @stevegalaxius @PhxInsurgent I fucking knew it.

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@DHSgov Can I come eat there some time?

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@67gta390 Thanks! I've always had air cooled VW's or Mopars growing up.

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@KurtSchlichter Growing up all I ever heard was that Texas was nothing but steers and queers. Now it's just queers that steer.

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There is an autistic young man that visits the deli near my work. One day he gave all of us customers and the workers a 15 minute long education on all the venomous snakes in North America, what their venom does to the body, and the first line of defense if you get bitten. Absolutely mind blown.

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@AConservativeDa They will find "something cancerous" and then make bank off of your insurance.

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@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl Is it cool if I befriend them and have them sign some life insurance policies?

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@NormalGayPsych I remember when it was just LGB. When were the T and Q added and which was first?

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@4thOfJuly365 We had a Chinese tech (car dealership) that would bring bootleg movies in once a month and like 7 of the techs would spend a week watching one movie in the break room during lunch. No one was allowed to touch the lunchroom DVD player until they finished watching the movie.

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@DerrickEvans4WV Any car dealers local? A valet position can turn into a lube tech then service tech position in a short couple years if he is smart.

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@67gta390 I've always enjoyed them. How about asking your followers to provide you with some trivia and if you haven't seen it before you could post it?

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@MAGAJayCutler @grok under Sharia law what would be the punishment for this family?

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@zarathustra5150 I think it's all the H1B visa Pakis that are following these chicks.

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@JustRockContent That whole album was great! I still have the cassette tape that says Green Jello.

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@GPAIndiana Mom would put tuna on English muffins and a layer of Kraft singles on top then bake them for a couple minutes. God those were so good.