John Lonnon

living the long 2016

[John Lonnon @devilfruitbat]

@colinrtalbot Yes, you scheduled-post monkey.

[John Lonnon @devilfruitbat]

@AndrewHWestern I've seen three of your posts in my timeline recently and every one has been some of the most dim shit imaginable.

[John Lonnon @devilfruitbat]

dude got so angry at someone posted cheese that he took time to catalogue them

[Simon Maechling @simonmaechling]

@likesmokenoakum I helped you out by circling in yellow all the cheeses that arent British.

[John Lonnon @devilfruitbat]

@bartramsgob You would think this would be low hanging fruit but only Badenoch is getting it right

[John Lonnon @devilfruitbat]

@CockertonMark You've been nudged.

[John Lonnon @devilfruitbat]

@bartramsgob If the right had any sense they'd get a hold of their unsavoury and violent elements and hide them out of sight

[John Lonnon @devilfruitbat]

@DavidPGCSE He'll do anything to score political points

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@K4Owen Jfc

[John Lonnon @devilfruitbat]

@bartramsgob Happy birthday, young man.

[John Lonnon @devilfruitbat]

@nazirafzal A politician exploiting something for political gain? What is the world coming to?

[John Lonnon @devilfruitbat]

Elon should add another couple of Xs to the name of this place because Alan Lester is getting roundly fucked here and enjoying it

[David Shipley @ShipleyWrites]

Again, not a single argument with any of the facts in the piece - you are just to understand that these words are bad and dangerous and you mustn’t read them.

[John Lonnon @devilfruitbat]

It really does work

[Veles ↙↙↙ @Menkvi]

Only way to get engagement on this site anymore is ragebaiting Americans + confirming prejudices. One person had ~10 full-length posts arguing under this post before I muted it. All my other tweets get 0-3 likes.

[John Lonnon @devilfruitbat]

@JerryTurin You have to admit, this is all fun really

[John Lonnon @devilfruitbat]

The Americans are projecting their societal issues again.

[trans judeo-bolshevik @transjewtalian]

i absolutely loathe the way the brits describe having non-english food as “having an indian” or “having a chinese” etc etc

[John Lonnon @devilfruitbat]

@Cybren Did you know garlic comes in it's own little packets? Crazy stuff.

[John Lonnon @devilfruitbat]

Just wait until Americans discover that garlic and onion comes in a non-powdered form

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There's an angry yankee having a tantrum in my replies

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@IanProwse Yes, but less about your singing.

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@MizzDtoU You're just proving why you're right to be mocked

[John Lonnon @devilfruitbat]

@AyoCaesar @hasanthehun @sxsw oh well, you'll get over it

[John Lonnon @devilfruitbat]

Posts in English.