Devin Alexander

Music Comedy

[Devin Alexander @devinalexanders]

Just took the recycling out and thought @CardiB is a fun nickname for cardboard.

[Devin Alexander @devinalexanders]

@FiverrSupport @fiverr You're response is saying "thanks for letting us know that we didn't respond to your email. Please contact us through our email." I had my account for one minute before I was banned, and it's been two weeks with no response helping me get reinstated. It shouldn't be this hard.

[Devin Alexander @devinalexanders]

@FiverrSupport @fiverr I'm messaging you here because it's been two weeks and you haven't responded to my email to your support team.

[Devin Alexander @devinalexanders]

@FiverrSupport @fiverr I emailed support but my email is not in my sent folder and I do not see any ticket number within my emails. I only have my account name and no longer have access to it. This is the only email I received from Fiverr.

[Devin Alexander @devinalexanders]

@FiverrSupport my account got banned within minutes of opening it! can you help?

[Devin Alexander @devinalexanders]

@RussoHockey As a Canucks fan, I just want them to make the right calls. He missed so many blatant calls for both teams that it affects every single fan watching. That was clearly a cross check, as much as that was clearly a trip in OT.

[Devin Alexander @devinalexanders]

New setting on Spotify where can filter out all the musicians who are abusers. Go into settings and privacy, click account, then click on content preferences, and then from there click "allow abusers" to off, and then what it does is Spotify uninstalls and deletes your account.

[Devin Alexander @devinalexanders]

@FantasyTipped love your channel. I've got oettinger but Quick is available and Mike Smith as well, would you drop Otter for any of them?

[Ryan Williams @rywilliamscomic]

I needed to be true to myself and post this on twitter dot com at the unhinged west coast hour of 6:06AM.

So you heard it here first

[Devin Alexander @devinalexanders]

@j_mcelroy Noticed I didn't see Side Hustle Sandwiches on your list. I didn't expect to see them but I'm part owner/development chef and we would love for you to come in and try our smash burger and chop chee! Fans of Mimi say this is also one of the best burgers in the city!

[Devin Alexander @devinalexanders]

If you haven't already, please wish your mother #HappyMothersDay

[Devin Alexander @devinalexanders]

@HP your printer support is god awful. I need to talk to a human not a robot, or I'm going to drink the ink till I pass out.

[Devin Alexander @devinalexanders]

When a kid says "are we there yet?" in a car, it means they want to know if they are close to their destination.
When i say "Are we there yet?" in a relationship, it means "Can I fart and make a production out of it?"

[Devin Alexander @devinalexanders]

All I know is if my jazz clubs are open I'll be fine. As long as I got my bebop, I'll be tip top during the apocalypse.

[Devin Alexander @devinalexanders]

Great bumper sticker idea: It takes a real man to hang with his ex.

[Devin Alexander @devinalexanders]

if a gamer has a threesome does he call it "squadding up?"

[Devin Alexander @devinalexanders]

#notMitchHedberg

Saw a chair upside down at the end of the night at a restaurant and I thought "Man, that's the one time a chair gets a break."

[Devin Alexander @devinalexanders]

https://t.co/StWTrLqrXr

Merry Christmas and happy holidays.

8 years ago I put together this music video to a Home Alone beat I made. Xoxo https://t.co/6CqMB2gUK1

[Devin Alexander @devinalexanders]

@LeviMcCachen @RachelESchaefer Slow and steady wins the race!!