Devin Fitzpatrick

Sonoma State

[Devin Fitzpatrick @devinfitz98]

@lo__bals I spelt it wrong fml

[Devin Fitzpatrick @devinfitz98]

I left my voice at Hong Kong and my heart on the stage 😫 #tomas

[Devin Fitzpatrick @devinfitz98]

@lo__bals Pop your pussy girl

[LB @lo__bals]

… ol’ reliable

[LB @lo__bals]

Uber driver: gold chain, pic of mom swangin’ on the rear view mirror, and some candy (probs drugs) loaded up.

[LB @lo__bals]

My coffee tastes especially good this morning

[LB @lo__bals]

@devinfitz98 So I don’t end up like this (pictured left to right vodka, green juice, d*evin)

[Devin Fitzpatrick @devinfitz98]

@lo__bals I just dmed you my therapists contact info

[Devin Fitzpatrick @devinfitz98]

@lo__bals Call me a killer

[LB @lo__bals]

Pointless Shit I’m Guilty of: Accepting the $0.60 extra for my almond milk latte and then eating a full pizza whilst claiming I try to stay away from dairy

[Devin Fitzpatrick @devinfitz98]

@Hummus18 @WBHI #interesting

[Devin Fitzpatrick @devinfitz98]

@Hummus18 @WBHI Interesting

[Lexi. @leximacario5]

I will sabotage your wedding

[Devin Fitzpatrick @devinfitz98]

Screw texting your ex....., I’m gonna keep messaging post Malone

[Devin Fitzpatrick @devinfitz98]

It’s okay guys.... I’m an excellent person

[samantha @milkygoddess]

another day

[Lexi. @leximacario5]

I want a boyfriend only cuz I want to take slofie’s with him aka a slow motion selfie

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

gonna tell my kids this is Ashton Kutcher