Devin

Stanley tucci wanna be (They/He)

[Devin @devinmartin96]

Today Facebook reminded me that 6 years ago when I was in grade 10 all my senior class friends were going to prom and I was jealous af so I threw a fake prom and prom party with a card board cut out of Peeta from the Hunger Games 😂😂😂😂😂

[Devin @devinmartin96]

@RuPaul picking Jorgeous over Aja is fuucked

[willow @humanistclaudia]

who is josh groban

[Devin @devinmartin96]

I don’t know why but I hate it when straight men dress formal with the no sock look

[Devin @devinmartin96]

I don’t tweet often anymore but I am going to tweet a thread about things straight people do that give me the ick🧵

[Devin @devinmartin96]

Post pictures kissing…bit of an overshare sometimes especially if you post it A LOT

[Devin @devinmartin96]

@WICKEDMINYARD But better and well deserved

[Devin @devinmartin96]

Plagiarism is not cute and isn’t fair in a competition 🧐

[Gottmik @gottmik]

Wait do you guys think everyone wrote their jokes!? loll🫠😂 Nikki is my queen so reworking a few of her jokes was a DUH for me 💅🏼 love her

[Devin @devinmartin96]

@hauntedyurei There’s a fb group called home for queers!!!

[Devin @devinmartin96]

@YesSarahS Do me next

[SZA @sza]

I’m so fucking exhausted with everything . On every level . On all layers . Please leave me alone .

[Devin @devinmartin96]

@localneatist This movie did 2 things to me

Made me fall in love with Robert Pattinson

BROKE ME

[Devin @devinmartin96]

@YesSarahS Omggg get the sick kids tattoo

[Devin @devinmartin96]

Anytime I take via rail I will continue to bitch and complain about them and tweet at them like a Karen because how are they literally gonna charge me $100 to be late all the time

[Devin @devinmartin96]

@VIA_Rail

I don’t understand how you haven’t updated any of your arrival times on your trains. Your trains have never once arrived on time. And it’s not just a few minutes late it’s always half hour-hour lmao

[Devin @devinmartin96]

The most offensive thing about #AndJustLikeThat is the Stanford plot line…especially in this weeks episode. So disrespectful to his character. Disappointed.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If you think fertilized eggs are people but parents who've crossed the oceans with their kids aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious.

[Devin @devinmartin96]

Whatever era Troy Sivan is in, I am in the same one now

[Devin @devinmartin96]

Glamorous was so good until the second half of the season when they made every character other than Kim Cattrall awful

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Me seeing a child:

[Jimbo @jimbodragclown]

I’ve waited forever to ask you a question! Are you