Devin Simpson

Merica, World Cup 2026 winners.

[Devin Simpson @devinsimpson17]

Happiness is greatest when you have someone to share it with

[Szymz🇺🇸🇵🇱 @szymz05]

if Paraguay and Australia are so easy why did u lose to both?

[Underdog @Underdog]

"I haven't had a bad day since March 26th. (Bosnia and Herzegovina) beat Wales March 26th ... My girlfriend of 6 and a half years broke up with me. I miss you, a little bit. BUT, yo I'm telling you, not a bad day."

The World Cup is 1-of-1 😂

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

The British leave Boston without a victory. Again.

[Mountain Dew® @MountainDew]

Shoutout to all the divorced dads

[mark sebetka @mark_sebetka]

can’t climb 2 fences in flip flops to tell sheldon creed you’re hammered anymore without getting arrested.
we used to be a proper country

[Gavin McHugh @gavinmchughh]

The World Cup is just March Madness for the world

[Premier League Champions @CokeSipper]

Big issue at this World Cup has been the camera cuts to celebrities and American athletes instead of crowd shots of baddies from around the world

[Elsa @elsathora]

I’m drunk I want to be American

[Devin Simpson @devinsimpson17]

We just not gonna talk about the French defender stepping on his own keeper and getting the foul call against Senegal

[The Catholic Engineer @TheCatholicEngr]

Coworker just tried to schedule a meeting for Friday at 3 pm EDT, the exact time of the U.S vs Australia game

I reported him to HR

[Tiffany ✨ @tiffanyandsadie]

Let’s leave the UFC cage up and just use it in lieu of political debates from now on.

[Devin Simpson @devinsimpson17]

@B1GDuckEnergyy

[Devin Simpson @devinsimpson17]

@gmannVOLS One of the best goals of the tournament when it’s all said and done

[Devin Simpson @devinsimpson17]

Giooooooooo

[Kevin “O” Sullivan @sullys_burner]

Soccer might be a little gay but if you aren’t watching tonight you’re not a true American 🇺🇸

[Devin Simpson @devinsimpson17]

@172510Shawn @Jon__Reed

[Jon Reed @Jon__Reed]

No one in the bar cheered when America scored :-( how sad

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

USA vs Paraguay in 4 hours

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Hey @paraguay fuck you

[B @utdbrxy]

Congrats on living long enough to see another World Cup and RIP to all those we lost along the way