Bobby Apartment

Charlie Baybee ☆ 29 full time dick suckatron 5000 sales associate ☆ he/him ☆ taken sorry ladies

[Bobby Apartment @deviousadvisor]

@tarrare420 Some people do it fine bc I can tell they have interiority about it at least and make stuff without the explicit purpose of posting it online but what ever happened to ambition and storytelling. And ur just telling everyone the whole plot? Why?

[Bobby Apartment @deviousadvisor]

why is it that every oc is "furry with an ass wider than it is tall", "transmasc school shooter", or this; "redneck daddy daughter incest fantasy that they won't explicitly disclose but they're all exactly the same"

[Bobby Apartment @deviousadvisor]

@stovespeltwrong Its not even the most egregious sin but two characters with braids? Near identical braids?

[Bobby Apartment @deviousadvisor]

@mymemoldy (Trying to be a better person) I hope these people change their ways and feel horror and disgust for the things they said and cosigned for the rest of their lives. I also hope they kiII themseIves

[Bobby Apartment @deviousadvisor]

@garfussy The idea that no one who thinks it's pretty knows about the concept of advertisement and has never seen times square

[100 @yh_me2]

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound

[chUnc @chunktrunk2]

People scared to go to the movies alone when the vibe is literally this

[mercurian archives @pearlusconi]

Vanity Fair covers by Franz Leyendecker

[Fanfiction_txt @fanfiction_txt]

Scrappy Doo has been found dead in Miami

[Tranny Hope Drama @boots4notsale]

John waters voice: i hate when they call it a concept album, every album has a concept

[selina is ᐸcuteᐳ and ᐸpopᐳ @inkblotPrincess]

A little embarrassing to publicly admit that The Backrooms (2026), of all things, went over your head.

[Bobby Apartment @deviousadvisor]

hope that straight girl I worked with who I turned on to slayyyter in like 2019 feels sooooo good about how she liked her before she became cool

[Bobby Apartment @deviousadvisor]

@tarrare420 PRISON

[J4mison @bocchifan16]

a girl no older than 10 came into my store. out of nowhere i heard her go "miku, miku, you can call me miku"
so, naturally, i walked over to her, bent down to her level and asked "are you larping, or can you name 15 miku songs?"
when she couldn't, i kicked her out. #GateKEPT

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

“Spelunker.” Such a funny word. Anyway, have they found your husband yet?

[Bobby Apartment @deviousadvisor]

@thewickedavatar World is telling me dont do it

[Bobby Apartment @deviousadvisor]

my bday present for me is a summer scent. which one

[Bobby Apartment @deviousadvisor]

People being mystified that ancient cultures were in fact capable of realism bc that's what the modern world conceives of as advanced is so funny every time to me. Yeah bro we needed the invention of the gin martini before we could copy whats in front of us u nailed it

[Bobby Apartment @deviousadvisor]

Wait deadass did I fli flop the names? HELPPP

[Bobby Apartment @deviousadvisor]

4 likes only one vote....... ... Is the poll broken

[Deep Leffen Bot @DeepLeffen]

Sometimes it feels like my friends and family don't really understand how much blood, sweat, and tears it takes to be this mediocre at a game I don't really like.