Continental Congress HAS SIGNED A DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE!
The UNITED STATES are OFFICIALLY INDEPENDENT from BRITAIN.
LIBERTY BELLS ring out throughout Philadelphia; the streets ERUPT IN ECSTASY.
"The fate of unborn millions will now depend, under God, on the courage and conduct of this army. Our cruel and unrelenting enemy leaves us only the choice of brave resistance, or the most abject submission. We have, therefore, to resolve to conquer or die.”
- George Washington, July 2, 1776
The fact that John Adams and Thomas Jefferson both passed away on July 4th, 1826, 50 years after the adoption of the Declaration of Independence within 5 hours of one another is a detail so fantastic that only the Author of human history would think to include it in His plot.
Independence may be on hold, despite yesterday’s decision.
Continental Congress has been meeting to further consider the Declaration of Independence, which they have hastily revised to remove author Thomas Jefferson’s denouncement of the transatlantic slave trade.
More changes may be coming and independence may have to wait until August or later.
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