For people who keep asking how to deploy a simple static HTML personal blog:
1. Buy a .io domain for $70/year
2. Provision 3 AWS EC2 instances
3. Setup a multi-region Kubernetes cluster
4. Write 4,000 lines of Terraform config
5. Deploy a high-availability Kafka event stream
6. Rewrite the backend API in Rust
7. Containerize everything with Docker
8. Set up Grafana and Prometheus for observability
9. Implement an enterprise-grade CI/CD pipeline
10. Configure a distributed Redis caching layer
11. Setup PagerDuty alerts for 99.999% uptime
12. Realize the site only gets 1 visitor a month
13. Forget how to center a div in CSS
14. Abandon the project completely
When you're deep in code and someone asks if you can fix their printer, it's like Picasso being asked to paint a fence. Dev life is not a tech support life, folks.