Emilio Garza

Christian, Family Man, and learning cool stuff about web dev and programming

[Emilio Garza @devmilio]

@iamdevloper Don’t know what daftest means but I left a console.log in the code which was really stressful to Internet Explorer at one time lol

[trash @trashh_dev]

me being the “human” in the loop

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

trulyHow

[Emilio Garza @devmilio]

@karthikponna19 Where’s dream weaver

[Aish @AishwaryaDevv]

For people who keep asking how to deploy a simple static HTML personal blog:

1. Buy a .io domain for $70/year
2. Provision 3 AWS EC2 instances
3. Setup a multi-region Kubernetes cluster
4. Write 4,000 lines of Terraform config
5. Deploy a high-availability Kafka event stream
6. Rewrite the backend API in Rust
7. Containerize everything with Docker
8. Set up Grafana and Prometheus for observability
9. Implement an enterprise-grade CI/CD pipeline
10. Configure a distributed Redis caching layer
11. Setup PagerDuty alerts for 99.999% uptime
12. Realize the site only gets 1 visitor a month
13. Forget how to center a div in CSS
14. Abandon the project completely

[Emilio Garza @devmilio]

@MehulATL @trashh_dev Man action script… flash was the bomb

[Emilio Garza @devmilio]

Crazy this day has come

[Brian Stone @briandstone]

I can’t go out with you tonight, I have to update my toaster.

[Emilio Garza @devmilio]

@suni_code I think they’re wondering how to make good money also… and unfortunately the product has suffered

[Emilio Garza @devmilio]

@trashh_dev Java.

[Emilio Garza @devmilio]

@teej_dv @trashh_dev You looking like you fly private with this photo

[Emilio Garza @devmilio]

@kmcnam1 @Bitbucket didn’t even make the meme

[Supabase @supabase]

devs joining standup at 8am

[Danny Thompson @DThompsonDev]

I have worked in enough production codebases at this point to realize that "Clean Code" is used more in tweets than in actual codebases.

[Nils @nilsxor]

I made a human-readable CSV lookup file that maps coordinates to their country code. This one has an accuracy of 30km

[Emilio Garza @devmilio]

@elonmusk Snakes. It had to be snakes.

[Emilio Garza @devmilio]

@dcrebbin_ @t3dotchat Also a really great body design for the ford fiesta

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

When you're deep in code and someone asks if you can fix their printer, it's like Picasso being asked to paint a fence. Dev life is not a tech support life, folks.

[joowon @n0w00j]

we’re so goddamn cooked

[Emilio Garza @devmilio]

@beginbot hunter2

[Emilio Garza @devmilio]

@ThePrimeagen But where was his laptop tuned into a Teams meeting?