Devon sowiak

I have my moments (he/him)

[Devon sowiak @devon_sowiak]

@MisterLadder2g @jessicahkim @RampLoL_ @ravi_hunter Just give in and join us all u cucks

[Devon sowiak @devon_sowiak]

@MisterLadder2g @GeorgeCGed Lmao frfr 😝😝🤪🤪😆😆😆

[Devon sowiak @devon_sowiak]

@CassandraJishop @Doolun1 @RawPornMoments @AuzyLoL @MisterLadder2g Bars

[georgie @georgsoup]

icarus before fucking dying

[Devon sowiak @devon_sowiak]

@AuzyLoL Aand he would walk 2000 miles and she would walk 2000 more

[Devon sowiak @devon_sowiak]

You can tell who the favourite is when your mom just hangs up on your FaceTime because your brother calls her

[Margo Howard @Margoandhow]

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

[🤍✨Dipshit Usagi✨🤍 @420mercymain69]

Labor shortage hitting every sector

[Devon sowiak @devon_sowiak]

Pugs are the main reasons humans shouldn’t play god. Regardless of whether or not it’s against the laws of nature we’re just bad at it

[Devon sowiak @devon_sowiak]

Have to do Christmas without my brother cause he got covid and is quarantining himself. Never realized how much I relied on him to carry conversations with our relatives until now.

[U of M ConCrete Canoe Team @umccc_team]

Hey everyone! We’re running a Show & Save fundraiser this fall! It’s an app, with over 300 coupons, that you can download and then buy a subscription for. Subscriptions cost $25 and a portion of the cost with go directly to us! Check the link in our bio for more information!!

[Bec 🌱, PharmD @zimmer_rebecca]

POV: people talking about the strike but you were a U of M student in 2016:

[the phantom callback @realjdburn]

the trolley 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺

[Jagmeet Singh @theJagmeetSingh]

I'm in. Let's do it! 🤙🏽

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

Simone Biles probably won’t see your tweets about her ‘making excuses’ or ‘playing the mental health card’, but your friends who struggle with their mental health will, and it will hurt them.

[Lyle Rath @LyleRath]

If Jeff Bezos is cut in half horizontally another Jeff Bezos will jump out of him like a Russian nesting doll. Not a total victory but it WILL be smaller.
Jeff Bezos is likely to dodge vertical attacks. These are risky and not recommended.