Beasley

side quest ambassador. peninsula maybe.

[Beasley @devonbeasley]

I cannot get jiggy with this. These are unjiggible circumstances.

[Beasley @devonbeasley]

@y2kc0wgirl You know they’re anti money phone though.

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

instagram likes be so federal omg got my profile pic dancing all on the shit and everything

[Marcus @STOPFLEXIN]

they kidnapping black ppl in Atlanta and turnin them into waymos

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I love you dearly in a noncommittal, abstract, and frankly almost useless way

[madi @luckygirldotcom]

niggas be scared to dm a girl whole time she eat double quarter pounders

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

You can stop tagging the FBI under this. They've seen it, they just can't afford to drive over here now.

[Nik @_NikSpace]

Truth is. I wanna date everybody & I wanna have every job & I wanna have every hairstyle & I wanna read every book. & I wanna drive every car & I wanna eat every food there is to offer. I just want it all

[Paris @goodyhilton]

This is textbook observational humor.

[babylynn. @thelynnnnnB]

wha happen wen i'm gonna takin the playstation

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

my friend: [snapping fingers at group of strangers] yo, check out what my boy’s got going on. cmon, show em

me: [playstation voice] play-station

[Jack Freeman @jackfreeman]

And he got that shit on.

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

Wish me luck everyone.

I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well, I’ll be completely out of debt. I’m so excited I can barely put on my ski mask.

[dan @Dansplainer]

i am not immune to being hypnotized by the beauty of music i understand snakes in that regard

[tuna @Art_hropod]

The number is getting too big lets do another jesus soon

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

Everyone is being so brave in recapping their year. I will not be looking back

[Mxim @sugeezy]

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

Bro the economy used to be so decent ppl thought u might be gay if u had a roommate