Devon

She/her

[Devon @devonmarieallen]

@SouthernWater Owslebury is still without water. The Ship Inn has now lost 2 full days of revenue - and no one can tell us what's happening or when we can expect water to return?

[Devon @devonmarieallen]

When you're sat with a cuppa enjoying the peace and quiet... Until the happy screech of your 2 year old brings you back to reality. I gave her chocolate, sue me.

[Devon @devonmarieallen]

Is Cinderella basically a story about a girl with freakishly small feet?

[Devon @devonmarieallen]

Once this lockdown is over I'm not sure I'm going to be able to go back to wearing a bra every day 🤔

[Devon @devonmarieallen]

Accidentally exploding an egg in the microwave then: whoops. Now: noooooooOoOoOooo! The WASTE 😭😩 #COVID2019 #QuarantineLife

[Devon @devonmarieallen]

#loveisblindnetflix #loveisblindfinale #loveisblind We must protect Kenny at all costs. That man is an angel 👐

[writesdanger on 🟦sky @WritesDanger]

#LoveIsBlind is fucking terrible when's the next season

[Devon @devonmarieallen]

Justice for John Ambrose McClaren 💔
#TeamJohnAmbrose

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Everyone in the hospitality industry working over Christmas can have a little cry in the walk in fridge. As a treat

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#Netflix #ExplainedNetflix #NetflixExplained Episode 2 #AnimalIntelligence is making me ask questions my A level Philosophy is unable to answer 🤔

[Devon @devonmarieallen]

'Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing's ever going to get better. It's not.' #IAmTedWiggins #AndISpeakForTheTrees #LetThisBeOurSolemnCreed #WeSayLetItGrow #TheLorax #DrSuess #RealityCheck

[Devon @devonmarieallen]

Yes Michael #realmencry #GBBO2019 #GreatBritishBakeOff

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Apparently #JasonMomoa has a #dadbod ??? I saw the pictures and I don't think that's a dad bod.. And irregardless, still, hands down, sexiest man alive.

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When you find the missing strawberry by squidging it between your toes... #livingwithababy #baby #Parenthood #stickytoes

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Sometimes when I walk upstairs I look around at the carnage and think to myself... at least the beds are made. #littlethings #ThursdayThoughts #babyraising #hidingonthetoilet

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And now our watch is ended. #GameofThrones #GOT #TheLastWatch #feelabitcheatedifimreallyhonest

[Devon @devonmarieallen]

When you're rocking your baby to sleep but accidentally sneeze and baby takes it as a personal attack on their emotional wellbeing, crying so pitifully you're sure their need for therapy as an adult will hinge on this moment... #reasonsmykidiscrying #babies #parenting

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When you have no Internet for streaming so you scour the regular channels and find Supermarket Sweep! #nostalgia #supermarketsweep #oldschooltv

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When you've just moved house and there are 1000+ boxes that need unpacking but you sit with a cuppa and play #zenkoi2 instead... #priorities #chaitea #theonethingididunpack

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Ice cream man woke up the baby 😬 #icecreamman #EasterBankHoliday #baby #toohottoparent