devon monster

let go & let gouda || just a meat pillow subject to change (she/her)

[devon monster @devonrmiller]

If you play “Mr. Brightside” by The Killers at exactly 12:00 am on New Year’s Day, the entireity of the song will be the first thing you hear in 2018. Come out of your cage and do just fine this year friends

[Katie Kraynak @KraynakKatie]

the failure to relaunch this during the speak now tv era is the most devastating loss of my lifetime

[luke swinney @lukeswinney]

And @devonrmiller continues to be right about everything

[devon monster @devonrmiller]

well there goes my spotify wrapped

[devon monster @devonrmiller]

when i say gaslighting i’m talking about when my gas light comes on and i tell myself i will leave a little early in the morning to fill up knowing i will absolutely not do that

[luke swinney @lukeswinney]

"With love and patience, nothing is impossible." ❤️❤️❤️

[devon monster @devonrmiller]

i cannot be held responsible for the plethora of plans my past self made while under the influence of adhd medication

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[alexa! @unofficialAKP]

i would just like to thank @taylorswift13 for not releasing “when emma falls in love” until now so that i didn’t have to hear mr. schue sing it about ms. pillsbury falling in love with john stamos on glee

[kla @blessedswift]

Speak Now is for the girls who never had a single romantic interaction in the year 2010 but still cried on the floor of their bedrooms listening to Last Kiss on their iTouch.

[sheezus @ReturnofSheezus]

I think I fuck with Taylor swift so heavily because I l, too, have never been able to get over anything that’s happened to me, ever

[devon monster @devonrmiller]

the girlies who had eyelashes on their headlights in high school walked so these buses could run

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

this is so cunt

[leo of arakko says 🔺RESIST🔺 @arakkosuperstar]

ice spice up there like me following my friend around a party full of people i don’t know 😭

[devon monster @devonrmiller]

somehow managed to work “take life by the balls” into my grandma’s memorial speech and i have never felt more gifted as a writer

[devon monster @devonrmiller]

taylor playing wouldve couldve shouldve tonight when i am not there to cry is truly the icing on the moldy cake that has been this awful weekend

[devon monster @devonrmiller]

i do have other non-taylor swift thoughts but seeing her live has rotted my brain for at least the rest of 2023 sry (again i’m not actually sorry)

[devon monster @devonrmiller]

if your ranking of taylor swift songs doesn’t have all too well (10 minute version) as #1 then you’re wrong and i’m sorry (i’m not sorry)

[devon monster @devonrmiller]

like even if you don’t like the song (how) you cannot argue that it is not her best songwriting by far

[devon monster @devonrmiller]

fall out boy is taylor swift in a different font

[devon monster @devonrmiller]

@getatmebroseph feels very fitting that i read this while wearing a fan fiction sweatshirt (even if that’s not the type of writing this is about) — proud of u!!

[devon monster @devonrmiller]

what on taylor swift’s green earth did tampa do to deserve you’re on your own kid