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[luv𝒔𝒆𝒙weed⁸⁹ @devonthesavage]

gimmie kith 😘

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Did you know the TV show “To Catch a Predator” was cancelled because they kept catching law enforcement, teachers, preachers, local officials, and other people who were supposed to protect children?

The final straw? An Assistant District Attorney in Texas was courting who he thought was a 13-year-old boy. He didn’t show for the sting, so they sent law enforcement and the camera crew to his home. The police entered, and Louis Conradt shot himself, taking his own life.

Can’t make this shit up.

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

Turns out socialists get results for the people.

Who knew?

[culture ~ @backriz_dub]

Therapy isn't enough I need WEED I need ORGASMS I need $$$

[Blackboy @blackboyrizzy]

Can anyone relate to this?

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

me trying to fix my life when my phone battery is dead

[Lҽɯα♡🎀 @snnowwww]

Smoking weed would never replace a good psychologist, but its somehow still fuckin cheaper than a good psychologist!!

[Bella Morris @Belorris]

If Russia is banned from the World Cup for attacking Ukraine, why isn’t the United States banned for attacking Iran?

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

It is okay to be Jewish.

It is okay to attend your local synagogue.

It is okay to celebrate Hannukah.

It is not okay to use white phosphorus on civilians in Gaza and Lebanon.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Mamdani? Pays $1K of his own money for a SRO ticket at MSG tonight. Trump? Uses millions of YOUR money to inconvenience half of NYC, just so he can take naps in a luxury box.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

my favorite part about having a job is assuming you're fired every time your boss calls you into their office

[Old Man Lefty @OldManLefty1]

Since Trump..

Ebola is back.
Whooping cough is back.
Measles is back.
Inflation is back.
Screw worm is back.
High gas prices is back.
Low wages is back.
Bigotry is back.
Hate is back.
Blatant lying is back.
Corruption is back.

I just want life under a sane president back..

[🗝️ @DiaryOfKeysus]

This video is more funny when you find out she got Married 5 times & he was tired of coming to them 😭😭

[Ethan Levins 🇺🇸 @EthanLevins2]

Israel has given us OnlyFans, War, Debt, and illegal nuclear weapons that threaten the world.

Iran has given us algebra, chemistry, and Medicine.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Congress thinks $83 an hour isn’t enough for them…
but $7.25 an hour is enough for you.
That’s not public service. That’s class warfare.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

In a 1988 interview, Pablo Escobar said co*caine wasn’t the real problem...hypocrisy was.
He argued that drugs spread because of demand, just like alcohol, and that the US only saw co*caine as dangerous because Colombians controlled the trade.

[@MysterySolvent @MysterySolvents]

Trump prevented everyone from celebrating near the game. He made everyone show up hours early. Women could not take in a bag. He inconvenienced the entire city. And then he fell asleep.

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

yeah, sex is great and all but have you heard an entire arena boo a shitty president with their whole chest?

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

When your mom calls while you out with Your friends.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Ummm...a reporter trying to get the facts?

[Jedi @dhe3g]

NO the FUCK we are NOT!!!!!!!