Toby Carter

Adding Value™️

[Toby Carter @devseccarter]

@JoshBabarinde we're going to deport you

[Toby Carter @devseccarter]

@Nikita_azad @ukhomeoffice @ShabanaMahmood do a flip

[Toby Carter @devseccarter]

@LynAldenContact wome care about killing kids now? tell that to the third of my aborted generation

[Toby Carter @devseccarter]

I am going to become guy fawkes

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has announced five "everyday fixes" ahead of the Budget

1. Carer's Allowance will be changed so carers no longer lose their entire benefit when they earn over the limit - instead, their support will reduce by £1 for every extra £1 they earn

2. Import tariffs will be removed on more than 100 products, including baked beans, chocolate and gherkins, to save households up to £21 on their food shop a year

3. Tax-free mileage rates for workers using their own cars will be made permanent at 55p per mile for the first 10,000 miles, with the rate for additional miles rising from 25p to 35p

4. Parental pay will be extended to over 150,000 more parents a year, including self-employed fathers and partners

5. Hundreds more Post Office drop boxes will be rolled out to save people queueing at branches

[Toby Carter @devseccarter]

@damienredicamn1 kind of philosophy I can get into

[Toby Carter @devseccarter]

who's working on this for bag is the better question

[Joe Doliner @jdoliner]

Who's working on this for Zyn?

[Toby Carter @devseccarter]

connecting India to the internet was a mistake

[alice 🔜 🌁 sf (10/24-11/8) → 🇯🇵 tyo (11/9-19) @aliceisplaying]

WHAT

[Toby Carter @devseccarter]

@vkhosla literally who gives a fuck what you want you baseless coward

[Toby Carter @devseccarter]

guy who asks a room full of autistic ultranationalists if "we have any stats for that"

[Toby Carter @devseccarter]

@brookeleblanc would

[Toby Carter @devseccarter]

It's crazy, even my dealer is a foid now

[LayoffHedge @LayoffAI]

98 OF 100 NEW AMERICAN JOBS IN AUGUST WENT TO WOMEN

The economy added 162,000 jobs. Women took 158,000. Men took 4,000.

Past 12 months: women +870K, men -1.5M.

[Toby Carter @devseccarter]

@Heccles94 fuck off then ya eejit

[Toby Carter @devseccarter]

@PolitlcsGlobal @YouGov only if we can build the fourth Reich together

[Toby Carter @devseccarter]

@MythoYookay seize his assets and deport immediately

[Toby Carter @devseccarter]

Going to a Nandos in East London is identical to going to the zoo

[Toby Carter @devseccarter]

@andyroocraig mass deportations

[Toby Carter @devseccarter]

single til' Series B baby

[Abril Zucchi @abrilzucchi]

no tech founder has all 4:

- a long term relationship
- mentally stable
- social life
- revenue

[Toby Carter @devseccarter]

if your insurance firm opened a 24 hour cafe in the hood, you should find a new insurance firm

[Alex Reinicke @Alex_Reinicke_]

UK is about to experience a dramatic shift.

first 24/7 Corgi Cafe in London.

no laptop bans. work anytime.

see you tomorrow. august 8th.

[Toby Carter @devseccarter]

@Alex_Reinicke_ 24 hour? in Shoreditch? hope you hired good bouncers.

[Toby Carter @devseccarter]

soft 6

[ella schlaghecke @ellaaborating]

me and my gfs are currently discussing how hot it is when a guy has consistent github commits 💀💀