Tonic

I build shit, I'm lots of places, sometimes I sleep.

[Tonic @devtonic_sol]

@lyftical Nah this is actually on point

[Tonic @devtonic_sol]

Double Speak Translator:

Good afternoon.

Now that our campaign to attract users from FOMO has generated plenty of attention, we're excited to announce Phase 2: paying less for the activity we worked so hard to attract.

We recognize that someone can call a coin at $20K and watch it reach $20M. Extraordinary call. Unfortunately, you called it when it was a microcap, so we've decided that's a problem.

What constitutes a microcap? Great question. We won't be disclosing that. Moving the goalposts is significantly harder when people know where they are.

We also recognize that very few coins ever reach $500K. This creates a fantastic opportunity to dramatically reduce eligible payouts while continuing to promise MASSIVE rewards.

Meanwhile, roughly 70% of our Q3 revenue came from pre-migration trading. So naturally, we remain fully committed to supporting activity in that segment.

Microcap trading volume? Excellent. Microcap caller rewards? Under review.

We'll continue shipping updates that encourage hyper-rotation. Every buy and sell generates fees. Fortunately, that algorithm works perfectly.

After an expensive battle for market share, we've discovered a revolutionary business model: retain the trading activity, reduce the incentives, and call it protecting users.

We haven't forgotten extraordinary callers. We're simply giving everyone enough time to forget what we used to pay them.

More communications to follow once we determine what constitutes a GOOD actor.

Our goal remains to MASSIVELY reward our community.

Our fees are real-time. Your rewards are on the roadmap.

Thank you for understanding.

[Tonic @devtonic_sol]

@solOlympos As I said before, people stop buying vamps. These guys don't care about where the fees go. They just care about getting more supply to dump on you like this jackass

[Tonic @devtonic_sol]

@solOlympos Vamps just kill narratives. We know you're going to sell your bundle and send it to zero.

[Tonic @devtonic_sol]

@UseHireAgents 6SLZN7aoA6U3518U4HvobpW472CGzqift4Mje6woG6xQ

[Tonic @devtonic_sol]

Every memecoin is a startup. The difference is that the product isn't tech. The product is the market cap.

Launching STARTPUP on @UseHireAgents .

Let the agents do the work

The Product is the Market Cap.

[Tonic @devtonic_sol]

@usetunedotfun I do have an issue. Lock supply

[Tonic @devtonic_sol]

@RealDesertDoge Goat, this is a crazy narrative send it to millions

[Tonic @devtonic_sol]

@EarlyBurry @GTAmemesSOL This is gonna giga rip

[Tonic @devtonic_sol]

@RealDesertDoge Holy fuck

[Tonic @devtonic_sol]

“Are you an engineer?”

“No”

“Have you ever designed any distributed systems?”

“Nope”

“Ever built literally anything at all?”

“Nah”

"Have you at least done some of your own research into the topics you routinely opine about?"

"Not even once"

“So then why do people pay attention to you?”

“Because I bought a coin that other people also bought and routinely tweet about how you're not bullish enough”

[ClaudeDevs @ClaudeDevs]

New in Claude Code: your sessions can now message each other.

Instead of having to re-explain yourself in another session, you can now tell Claude to do it. It sends a summary (not your history or files), and the other session picks it up mid-task.

[Sam Altman @sama]

astra is a powerful model and we are working to make it generally available.

we do not think it is a good strategy to keep powerful models to a chosen few.

given its cyber capabilities, we need a little big longer to do do this safely. but hopefully not too long!

[Tonic @devtonic_sol]

@lynk0x do any combos count?

[Tonic @devtonic_sol]

people seemed to have an unrealistic expectation of free money handed to them for buying it since the saga had so many airdrops. without realizing the supply of phones was substantially larger.

there was less than 20k sagas shipped out. there was over 150k seekers sold in presale..

[Tonic @devtonic_sol]

@cathy_que honestly... if you only purchased it to get free money of course youll be disappointed.

the specs are nothing to write home about but the point wasnt the specs. the intention was a hardware wallet built into a phone, aswell as decentralized application economy. not free money.

[Tonic @devtonic_sol]

@Tradermayne Idk if I fully agree, I used to smoke daily, I quit this year by accident and dont smoke it at all anymore. Really no noticeable difference in my ambition, drive, motivation, work, etc.

The only real difference i notice is I get frustrated more easily then I used to

[Tonic @devtonic_sol]

@solana I wont be making it there this year, and have a ticket I purchased in January, if anyone wants it ill let it go cheap. If I already know you and like you it might even be free.

Dont wanna see it go to waste