certified yinzer

make sure you put that i’m funny and smart and cool don’t forget that part seriously

[certified yinzer @devvdawggg]

guys i moved to los angeles

[certified yinzer @devvdawggg]

this is why i’m moving to los angeles

[certified yinzer @devvdawggg]

btw this continued to ruin my life deep into the month of october but i’m proud to announce it’s officially over

[certified yinzer @devvdawggg]

guy i just got over texted me

[certified yinzer @devvdawggg]

finally had my challengers moment YES LAWD

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

People in LA after weeks of heat waves and running their ACs non-stop finally sleeping with their window open listening to the rain and police sirens:

[certified yinzer @devvdawggg]

the universe sent me a test and i failed

[certified yinzer @devvdawggg]

it lowkey feels soooo good to bring shame upon my entire bloodline

[mo ཐི ₍^.ˬˬ.^₎ ཋྀ @fruitpibble]

they cooking tf outta us rn

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

the devil obviously running out of ideas on how to break a nigga like me

[𖹭 @dreeamberry]

you and the first person who hired you with zero experience

[cutie @acnymph]

My salary fighting its hardest to fund my lifestyle

[Invasion at the House of Horrors @SenatorLuma]

watching the california gubernatorial debate:

[certified yinzer @devvdawggg]

gave a 54 year old man my number last night idgaf anymore

[misa! @misak1nz]

my entire life changed in one month. it’s never over btw

[All Beckventerous Women Do 💙 @beckyvenus]

me when i’ve been kidnapped and i need to send signals to my oomfiverse that im in danger

[Ashley @ashleeyhhh]

Dream man wallahi

[certified yinzer @devvdawggg]

i am the one who vandalized the charlie kirk memorial. my name is stella lefty and i love stick season

[Fox News @FoxNews]

"Vandalism like this is not funny, it’s diabolical."

A statue and memorial honoring Charlie Kirk outside Turning Point USA's Phoenix headquarters are vandalized just three days after the statue was unveiled to mark one-year since his assassination.

Bright red paint is smeared across the eight-foot statue, while a memorial featuring Kirk's photo and a Christian message referencing Jesus is also defaced.

"They think spray paint can obscure his legacy, but it will only spread it further," Erika Kirk writes in response to the vandalism.

Turning Point USA says it will restore the statue and replace the signs while working with law enforcement to identify those responsible.

[formerlyOffline ✧.♡ @formerlyoffline]

“whose pussy is this?” i don’t know anymore it’s been a crazy summer

[certified yinzer @devvdawggg]

the gayest guy you’ve ever met: yeah me and my girlfriend—

[butterface @k_hole_in1]

for every year ive been single my best friend has had a different boyfriend