Mike Greiner

Once caught a quarter on a roller coaster, with my mouth...
Wikipedia says I'm a robot.
Monarch for life.

[Mike Greiner @devyanks90]

Today was a good day.

[Mike Greiner @devyanks90]

Absolutely insane take from Kay.

[YES Network @YESNetwork]

Joe Girardi calls out @RealMichaelKay 😂👓

[Mike Greiner @devyanks90]

Well this looks bad for heading into Philly tonight.

[Mike Greiner @devyanks90]

Crowd took Schwarber losing much better than I thought.

Took Septa to the stadium and I'm already up by Temple. The MTA could learn a thing or two about staging trains for a post game crush.

[Mike Greiner @devyanks90]

You'd think Contreras is wearing a Santa suit based on the crowd reaction

[Mike Greiner @devyanks90]

First round ended at 9:33. Three hour Derbys forever.

[Mike Greiner @devyanks90]

This is fun.

[Mike Greiner @devyanks90]

The Philadelphia faithful are booing everyone but Schwarber.

[Mike Greiner @devyanks90]

Based on batting practice reactions, if Schwarber wins they might be climbing light poles in Center City.

[Mike Greiner @devyanks90]

Happy retirement of this joke as the Derby's Netflix era begins with Anthony Rizzo on a couch.

[Mike Greiner @devyanks90]

Very excited to watch tonight's 10pm SportsCenter. I'm sure nothing will prevent it from starting on time.

[Mike Greiner @devyanks90]

10 hours ago I had no idea I'd be here today.

[Mike Greiner @devyanks90]

Putting in the vacation request now.

[ODU Football @ODUFootball]

headed to the west coast ☀️

🔗: https://t.co/rLuLEy3nFn

#ReignOn | #ALLIN

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

FEELS LIKE 98

[The ODU Monarchists 🎙️ @ODUmonarchists]

We have received great news, @ODUFootball fans. Our guy @Barlev23 has been signed by the Ottawa Redblacks. So we all got our CFL team to root for this summer.

Their first game is this Saturday against the Edmonton Elks at 7pm.

📸 @cbwi1k

[Mike Greiner @devyanks90]

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[Mike Greiner @devyanks90]

Thanks for the Race to Dover trivia contest @BetRiversCasino

[Mike Greiner @devyanks90]

An absolute jinx for today.

[Jimmy O'Brien @Jomboy_]

I wanted to check how I felt about the Yankees after April last year as a reality check because they were 18-13 and in first place come May 1st.

But when I went through old texts, I was down on them from the jump last year. I was talking about the rotation being shallow, the Devin problem and the quality of baseball being just as sloppy as 2024.

I pulled every 'bad play' and error from April of last year to compare and... yeah they have definitely played a better brand of baseball defense this season.

Look at these plays all in April

[Mike Greiner @devyanks90]

Just a beautiful spring day in the Bronx.

[Mike Greiner @devyanks90]

Hofstra makes an NCAA tournament and the CBI dies in the same week. Someone please check on @JerryBeach73 to make sure he hasn't passed out from the excitement.

[Mike Greiner @devyanks90]

Kalshi odds for bad things happening in the next 5 days are skyrocketing after Hofstra wins the CAA.

[Mike Greiner @devyanks90]

CAA title game is a case for removing another timeout.