h2hoe

i am a horse girl…what about it??

[h2hoe @devyn_graff]

i’m just gonna go ahead and start a thread of funny things my mom texts me

[John Cusack @johncusack]

Good for her

[adán @Bleuberrydon]

Do the eliminated teams get to come back in a lalaparuza lip sync smackdown for a chance to come back or?

[South Centraleño @IkeMoses]

I live in California. Mexico is the home team.

[Shwayne Wiskthem @ShaneWiskthem]

I know this is ragebait but as an American you will catch me cold and dead in my grave before you catch me choosing Engl*nd over my sister Mexico

[☠️ Lilith Lovett ☠️ same @ on 💙☁️🦋 @LilithLovett]

The worst person you know is seething at this headline.

[jos :) @joscelynven]

i know that "this is for everybody goin' through tough times, believe me, been there, done that" hit like crack

[✧˖* @bestofteal]

GET READY TO FUCKING PARTY EVERYONE

[jade @ekyszn]

AND LAILA EDWARDS TO SAN JOSE HOLY SHIT

[nas☘️ @_princesssnoopy]

LAILA TO SAN JOSE OHHSHDHS😭😭😭

[Tim Cato @tim_cato]

y’all will not believe how quickly “not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world” will enter my lexicon

[planet clarke 🌱 @planetclarke]

“Women have a hard time submitting to men because it’s hard for Gods to submit to their own creations” altered my brain chemistry a little bit ngl

[ash⋆˙⟡ @scxrbus]

THE FINISHED SIGN

[- n ౨ৎ @capricorniia]

that one tweet that said hollywood will see the success of heated rivalry and come to the conclusion that people want to see more hockey couldn’t have been more right

[beck @unrivaled]

ooo i’m gay and i live in new york city ran by THE mayor mamdani and the new york knicks just won for the first time since 1973 so the entire city is happy girl fuck you

[grovy @grovymango]

Can mamdani do a tour and be mayor of different cities

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

First 7 hours and 59 minutes of my job: kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill

Last 60 seconds before I clock out: 𝘓𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨