Devyn Schnake

[Ford Mustang @FordMustang]

Light up Father’s Day by winning one of three handmade Ford MustangⓇ Neons.

For a chance to win reply below with why your father figure is the ultimate MustangⓇ Dad & tag #NeonMustang #Ford_Sweepstakes

Rules: https://t.co/YZVCrYVMry No Purch Nec 50 U.S., 18+ Ends 6/12/24

[Ford Trucks @FordTrucks]

TRUCK DADVICE WANTED.

We’re looking for that funny driving quote, pearl of trucking wisdom, or sage life advice that your Ford Truck father figure passed down to you.

Reply to this tweet with the piece of Truck Dadvice that’s always stuck with you.

[Kendall Roy, Analyst 1 @RoyCoCEO]

My value add: saying “thanks guys” at the end of a call after not speaking the entire meeting

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

Kids today: Find out school is cancelled via text

Me: Had to wake up at 5 a.m. and watch the bottom of the tv screen like the NFL Draft

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

“money doesn’t buy happiness” but money does buy a bookshelf ladder and a green velvet couch and a wide bay window with a windowsill for you to curl up in

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

we made it to friday

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

i love the weekend, it's so fun and relaxing to desperately cram every errand of survival i can't fit into the rest of my life into the same 48 hours i'm supposed to spend with friends and family life is but a dream

[Devyn Schnake @devynschnake]

@chadneylujan Boo Boo 👻

[Devyn Schnake @devynschnake]

@nieecolee We LOVE to see it

[Devyn Schnake @devynschnake]

@NEHumaneSociety Bleu!

[Devyn Schnake @devynschnake]

@annaclaire182 @Kaameltoe Hahahaha that’s amazing

[Devyn Schnake @devynschnake]

Last night @Kaameltoe and I looked up if people still pay for ringtones and you can literally do it in settings. Who is doing this and are you okay?

[Dr. Jeff Computers @JeffMyspace]

We used to pay real money for ringtones and now if my phone makes a noise it ruins my day

[Jackée Harry @JackeeHarry]

Pro tip: Stop attending every argument you're invited to.

[Dr. Jeff Computers @JeffMyspace]

We used to pay real money for ringtones and now if my phone makes a noise it ruins my day

[chloe @chlo_shaw]

Being an adult is basically just worrying about money and not getting enough sleep

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Pretty much every email

[ghoul kid🪱 @dr_trilla]

i still think it’s hilarious when me or my friends go “I have a call @ …”
because how are we professionals lmao