When I was a Python dev, I hated Python.
When I was a Java dev, I hated Python.
When I was a Kotlin dev, I hated Python.
When I was a Haskell dev, I hated Python.
When I was an OCaml dev, I hated Python.
I’m a C++ dev now. I still hate Python.
Love changes. Hate is constant.
those "what if they had transed me" articles are always such wonderful little exercises in huffy speculation. what if my papa had given me away to the circus and I fell from the trapeze? I might never have walked again...!
product types: every language has them, they've been a staple since the times of C, intro to CS tier
sum types: are you insane? that's too academic for mainstream support! nobody could ever comprehend a value being either one type or another