Rabome

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Always have a backup plan for any plan that requires another human to execute

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

Some of you genuinely do not deserve good things.

[Oge of Web3 @official_QV]

That lady shocked y’all when she said girls trooped into her man’s DMs after she showed him off.

My friend used to fake-date a guy at clubs. He’d spray her money, she’d return it after, he’d compensate her.

His gain?

Every time he excused himself to the restroom at least 3 girls followed him to give him their number.

A taken man is apparently the most attractive man in the room.

[Rambo @Seekthetruth101]

Undeniably let that go in , no matter how much you love Messi you cannot deny the keeper could of easily saved it

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

The woman selling akara is not praying for her kids to take over the business. She wants to give her child an education that helps him compete in this world.

It is one thing to be overtly stupid. It is another to be heartless.

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

Just went into my 2yo son’s room to check on him and noticed he needed a diaper change. So I change him as quickly as possible so he wouldn’t wake up. I covered him and started closing his bedroom door and I hear a quiet, sleepy “tank yew” 😭😭😭

[Papi Drey @Abel_Olabode]

Approaching me knowing you don’t give men money is wild.

[Ivory ✪ @mide_io]

Omo if you see babe that's career driven and ambitious, hold her tight cos na nonsense full streets o

[Rabome @dexsteron_]

There is no point in trying to hold someone that doesn’t want to be held.

[Ivory ✪ @mide_io]

Omo if you see babe that's career driven and ambitious, hold her tight cos na nonsense full streets o

[S. A. Rivera 🇺🇲 @literaturedevil]

Notice how the female characters in Avatar didn't have to sacrifice femininity to be cool? Notice how they didn't have to belittle men to raise themselves up and notice how fans didn't complain about Mary Sues here? Korra and other characters just sucks Nothing to do with sexism

[Joseph Brendan @Joe_brendan_]

I have had a sneak peak into a rich man's life. I mean rich, not 10 Billion Naira rich. I mean "let's buy that oil terminal" rich

And I realized that the poor and middle class spend more money than them.

Those people don't buy shit.
Everyone kisses their ass with gifts. From banks to other organizations to wannabes etc

There was someone supplying his Abuja house with Diesel as a gesture. That man hardly pays for anything.

Then you hear things like "Pin 10 Billion at 7% annually & use the 7% to fund Anne's education and upkeep in Texas"

Bro, if you have to spend your money to feel rich, you are not rich yet

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

These decisions are not being made by Nigerians. Not even Nigerians are this self-destructive.

I've said all I can possibly say anyway.

Whoever doesn't get it, shouldn't.

[Luccas @Shery_cricket]

My cousin loves embarrassing people at family dinners.
Especially me.
Ever since I hit puberty, she’s had something to say about my skin, my weight, my clothes.
Always disguised as a “joke.”
Last weekend at a family BBQ, I grabbed a burger and she laughed,
“Wow… going for seconds already? That confidence needs to be studied.”
A couple people chuckled.
I smiled like it didn’t bother me.
But honestly, it did.
Before I could say anything, my dad looked up from his plate and said,
“Funny hearing confidence advice from someone who deletes every photo if it gets less than 20 likes.”
Dead silence.
My cousin’s face dropped instantly.
Nobody laughed this time.
My dad handed me the ketchup and said,
“Eat in peace. People who are happy with themselves don’t try to humiliate others.”

[Odun 🎲 @Ewatomiby]

Bro to Bro: Once i notice sey you get the potential to disrespect me in future, i go just ghost you ahead of time without you knowing why🫱🏽‍🫲🏾😭

[Rabome @dexsteron_]

@Widowdead @ceraliza Exactly

[m40n @mainly_m40n]

Nigerian universities lowkey causing brain rot 🥲

[City! @dolapocarter]

Just found out that about 20-25 European countries can fit into Nigeria.

Nigeria as a whole was never meant to happen

[Bambulu 2.0 @BambuluMen]

"I have tasted the genuine desire of a woman in love, therefore I can no longer chase women"

[jeff ski_🔋 @yerafuntrouble]

i like bitches who like me, i don't try to convince bitches who don't like me to like me

[RAAYNA @shawtyraayna]

I don’t understand why they want black men to have only short hair