Dexter Erotoph

Dexter the Exterminator - Any kind of infestation? Call me and I will get it in 1 day for you! Rats, Bats, Wasps, and everything FAST

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

in 2024 when hurricane helene knocked out power in my city for the entire week I made a paper version of water sort so I could keep playing it while my phone was dead

[nicholaz @TERRIYUCKERZ]

coworker asked me how i knew i was gay instead of saying ew gross 🤨🏳️‍🌈❓

[steven @mynounswentpro]

anyone else been seeing violence in movies and sex on tv? 👀

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

LMAOOOOOOO

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

I’ve killed 13 aliens in the past month and they all looked exactly like regular human beings

[grace @gracefishlove]

When there’s a long line for the bathroom so you know it’s gonna be really good

[debbie @dm4uz3]

do not go out with the trans bitches brooo 😭😭 which one is mine 😭😭😭

[노다메진 @Lucky_noda]

음식보고 몸을 날리는 강아지🐶
귀여운거 보고 힘내자🥺

[angel :) @ministryofluvvv]

I’m not autistic I’m some other shit they don’t know about yet

[Blackboy @blackboyrizzy]

Whoever made this table did well 😭🤣

[matt @ruffledsavior]

the right woman won't care if you're gay

[bri @badtweetbri]

when i’m in public and can tell someone is on a first date

[Saylor Harrison @HarrisonSc9892]

I'm just gonna fix the line🤣

[hunter @3gpmh]

no i actually noticed that social cue i just didn’t know what to do with it

[parry mecium @parry_mecium]

I don’t get why they make all floss picks blood flavored