Dexter

adopted out of wedlock, part time serial killer

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@damian_kyle I hope you stay at my place so that I can rape your face! #miperro

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@mleads :) Napa!!!

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@mleads forced me to be a cyclone fan.. But today is the first day that I can say I am proud to be a cyclone #suckstosuck @Me_Llamo_Milo

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@Me_Llamo_Milo I think mom and dad left us. #letstrashthisplace

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@swergs I was offered my job the day after a bird shit on my head.. #itstrue

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@itsrealTED my dad is the man too!

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@damian_kyle it's hotter than Africa down here.. When are you coming back??

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@Gnome_Gary my mom has a gnome in the back yard that I take shits on.. #shitfaced

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@maura15 can we be tweet friends? I miss biting your face already

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@Me_Llamo_Milo I snuck out of moms bed and raped @damian_kyle on Saturday night.. I barked at you but you were too wasted to wake up!

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@Me_Llamo_Milo did you know we are Eskimo brothers now??

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@ChWerg you funny. I like you.

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@mleads I just peed

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@ChWerg reason #1 and 2 to go to college. To learn how to use a condom.. And to rip it off when you're too drunk to feel it

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@damian_kyle remember when you kissed me last night? Why did your breathe smell like semen??

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@smerr @kshy8254 do the creeeeep aaaahhhh do the creeeep aaaahhhh