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[Sarah @smerr]

Michael Antonio Women's Gabina Wedge Sandals http://t.co/P5QNPh0R8k want

[Sarah @smerr]

@maura15 usually it's not

[Sarah @smerr]

@maura15 or you need to eat your wheeties

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(410): You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.

[Sarah @smerr]

#candid #shesaidyes #hiseyesareclosedandidontcare #engaged #proposal #okayillstopmakingeveryoneaicknow http://t.co/vPlS30t7cq

[Sarah @smerr]

@maura15 yayayayayayayaya!!!! Flash forward

[Sarah @smerr]

@maura15 what did you do this time?

[Sarah @smerr]

@maura15 Too bad you're not coming in today. The weather is gorgeous!

[Sarah @smerr]

@maura15 bahaha I miss calzones

[Sarah @smerr]

@Maura15 I'm lost and weird without you here. http://t.co/n8Z2GDFYfg via @someecards

[Sarah @smerr]

I once wrestled a crocodile and a dingo simultaniously.

[Sarah @smerr]

@maura15 I am going to take one of those now

[Sarah @smerr]

@maura15 lintlicker

[Sarah @smerr]

My plan for today; get out of bed. Clean house.Shower. Pack. Go shopping . Meet up with my boo and head to the resort. Relax.

[Sarah @smerr]

Bada bing bada boom!
Fruits of out cooking labor. #lowcarb #lasagna #homemade http://t.co/R0gzPGytge via @PicColla

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@maura15 where was this when we needed it????April Fools Pranks! via @pinterest http://t.co/RANe44qAQd

[Sarah @smerr]

@maura15 “@SexFactsOfLife: Gamophobia is the fear or marriage, relationships or commitment.”