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#QAU🎓 gender studies. it’s all about equality #northernareas

[Haseeb Ud Din🇵🇰🇵🇸 @deyo_bolta_hai]

I live in a country where we have maids and drivers, yet I want to go abroad to do their jobs.

[Haseeb Ud Din🇵🇰🇵🇸 @deyo_bolta_hai]

Today was the MDCAT test,more than the girls, it was their mothers who showed up all dressed up.

[Haseeb Ud Din🇵🇰🇵🇸 @deyo_bolta_hai]

You should know this, they don't select men based on a single checklist they respond to patterns, signals, timing and emotions all at once.

[Haseeb Ud Din🇵🇰🇵🇸 @deyo_bolta_hai]

Jo periods ladkun ki life ma chal rahay hoty us Kay Tu PADS b milty

[Haseeb Ud Din🇵🇰🇵🇸 @deyo_bolta_hai]

With the passage of time you will realize that all we need is God in everything, everywhere and every time.

[Haseeb Ud Din🇵🇰🇵🇸 @deyo_bolta_hai]

I want to be the reason that shy persons starts dancing.

[Haseeb Ud Din🇵🇰🇵🇸 @deyo_bolta_hai]

I was clearing up a misunderstanding, but ended up creating two more.

[Haseeb Ud Din🇵🇰🇵🇸 @deyo_bolta_hai]

In the first half Argentina boys masturbated but in the 2nd half they used Viagra and scored 3 goals in just 13 minutes.

[Haseeb Ud Din🇵🇰🇵🇸 @deyo_bolta_hai]

Reality is that, I flirt for fun and panic when it works.

[Haseeb Ud Din🇵🇰🇵🇸 @deyo_bolta_hai]

People liking my stories are purely sexual they are not my friends.

[Haseeb Ud Din🇵🇰🇵🇸 @deyo_bolta_hai]

Ab khuch papa ki pariyun KO state building pa chadna hai, jinhain bed ki unchai sy dar Lagta hai!!!!!!!!

[Haseeb Ud Din🇵🇰🇵🇸 @deyo_bolta_hai]

The only motivation going to the office these days is to enjoy the Air conditioned environment

[Haseeb Ud Din🇵🇰🇵🇸 @deyo_bolta_hai]

This time, don’t expect anything from Messi he has achieved everything. Just enjoy his last game, last kick, last assist, last goal, last dribble. Enjoy the GOAT it will be the end of an era....

[Haseeb Ud Din🇵🇰🇵🇸 @deyo_bolta_hai]

Jis hissab sy Ghar Kay Kam mujy atay Hain, ma Kisi ky Ghar ki Bahu b ban skti hun

[Haseeb Ud Din🇵🇰🇵🇸 @deyo_bolta_hai]

History will write how Pakistan convinced both Iran and America to have a threesome.

[Mosharraf Zaidi 🇵🇰 @mosharrafzaidi]

One of the finest introductions to Pakistan written by anyone, anywhere.

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[Haseeb Ud Din🇵🇰🇵🇸 @deyo_bolta_hai]

Death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans and the world will continue. so why not live a little!!!

[Haseeb Ud Din🇵🇰🇵🇸 @deyo_bolta_hai]

Petrol 458, ab VIGO walay uthanay MEHRAN ma ayn gay.

[Haseeb Ud Din🇵🇰🇵🇸 @deyo_bolta_hai]

If you overtake a bike quickly so that the woman riding it doesn’t feel like she is being followed then you are the best man in the world.

[Haseeb Ud Din🇵🇰🇵🇸 @deyo_bolta_hai]

Always avoid "instant opinion" in life.

[Haseeb Ud Din🇵🇰🇵🇸 @deyo_bolta_hai]

From my side, Eid Mubarak to everyone at 101°C