Dez

I want adventure in the great wide somewhere. I want it more than I can tell.

[Dez @DezDoesSkin]

I’m bout to just go on a rant real quick y’all stick wit me

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

MAGA says Ilhan Omar isn't using her real name.

Melania Trump was born Melanija Knavs.

Ted Cruz was born Rafael Edward Cruz.

JD Vance was born James Donald Bowman.

Nikki Haley was born Nimarata Nikki Randhawa.

Mike Johnson's real first name is James.

Rand Paul is Randal Paul.

Newt Gingrich was born Newton Leroy McPherson.

But suddenly MAGA wants a congressional investigation into names?

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

the world was fine without ai

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Imagine paying to have health insurance, then having to pay again to use it, then needing to pay again for what it doesn’t pay for.

[Wolf & Jokers Inc 🇦🇺 @BlackWolfDNA]

Now would be a good time to remind everyone of these Trump facts, because apparently some people still need the refresher.

Please meet the President of the United States:

Flew on Epstein’s plane at least seven times. Just friends, I guess.

Pleaded the Fifth more than 400 times in a single deposition. Nothing says “innocent” like refusing to answer a single question about your own business.

34 felony convictions. A record most people would call disqualifying. And 91 criminal charges.

Accused of sexual misconduct or assault by at least 26 women. But sure, tell me again how he’s a great guy.

6 corporate bankruptcies. The self proclaimed greatest businessman alive somehow keeps running out of money.

5 draft deferments. Funny how the toughest guy in the room never actually showed up for duty.

4 criminal indictments. Not two. Not three. Four.

2 impeachments. A club of exactly one president.

2 of his own companies convicted of criminal tax fraud. Convicted. Not accused. Convicted.

1 fake university shut down. 1 fake charity shut down.

Even his charity was a grift.

Paid 25 million dollars to settle the Trump University fraud lawsuit because scamming people who believed in you costs money eventually.

Ordered to pay 5 million dollars in the first E Jean Carroll sexual abuse verdict, then hit with 83.3 million more in the second.

A jury said it twice so nobody could pretend it was a fluke.

Ordered to pay 2 million dollars for looting his own so called charity.

Stealing from a charity with his own name on it.

Found liable for business fraud and originally slapped with a penalty topping 450 million dollars, later thrown out on appeal while the fraud finding itself stuck to him anyway.

First president in modern history to increase the deficit every single year of a full term. Fiscal responsibility, apparently, was always just a talking point.

Kept the debt to GDP ratio above 100 percent for his entire first term.

Presided over the largest single day point drop in Dow Jones history at the time. So much for the guy who claimed to be a genius with money.

Set the record for the longest government shutdown in US history in his first term at 35 days, then couldn’t resist beating his own miserable record in his second term with a 43 day shutdown, followed by yet another shutdown just months later. Encore nobody asked for.

Added roughly 2.25 trillion dollars to the national debt in his first year back in office alone, pushing the debt past 39 trillion dollars.

Somebody remind me who the party of fiscal discipline is again.

Pushed through the largest defense budget increase since World War Two while the debt kept climbing anyway.

Purged more than 300,000 federal employees in his first year back.

Efficient, if your goal is chaos.

Pardoned nearly 1,600 January 6 Capitol rioters.

At least 40 of those pardoned rioters have already been rearrested, charged, or sentenced for new crimes since walking free. Shocking absolutely nobody.

His family’s crypto ventures, including a meme coin and World Liberty Financial, pulled in more than 1.4 billion dollars in disclosed earnings while he sat in the Oval Office.

Draining the swamp was apparently code for filling his own pockets.

Sent the National Guard into American cities at a cost of nearly 500 million taxpayer dollars in 2025 alone.

His own tariffs are projected to cost the average American household more than 2,500 dollars this year.

You’re paying for this. Not China. You.

No more foreign wars. Peace deal with Russia and Ukraine on Day One.

None of this is a conspiracy theory, a rumor, or something you saw in a group chat.

It is the actual, documented record, sitting in plain sight for anyone willing to look.

So the next time someone tells you to relax and give him a chance, ask them how many more indictments, judgments, and shutdown records he needs to rack up before that chance runs out.

Credit: Charles Curtis Rone

[✧ @preposterousbbg]

She was drunk, so you question her judgment.
He was drunk, so you excuse his crime.
Funny how alcohol makes women responsible and men innocent.

[Xeloph @Xeloph]

"I don't mind trans people, I just don't want their existence shoved down my throat"

Brother, it's conservatives shoving trans people down your throat. They can't shut the fuck up about them. It's every political podcast, rally, and advertisement. It's all they think about.

[‏ً @justjargons]

You don’t find it weird that not a single billionaire wants to end world poverty? Doesn’t it strike you as bizarre that no one with that kind of wealth wants to be the hero who actually solves the world’s biggest problems when they literally could? Isn’t that suspicious?

[albaᩚ., 🎃 @huronenfadao]

el otro día leí que un violador mOerto no viola, pero una mujer muerta si puede ser viOlada (y es así)

[Vic1972 @VicToriA19_72]

This was masterful! Last week, they depicted a statue in Tallahassee, Florida of that major league racist crooked prick, Governor Ron DeSantis. That same day, the statue was crying as if the real Ron saw two black people on the same day. Then his hands and face started melting. The statue was made of gallium, which has the melting point of 86°F. The high that day was 89 degrees. This wasn't a mistake. It was done on purpose. On the inscription on the base of the statue it read, "H.R.1645" which was a state law signed by Pig DeSantis which mandated the erasure of the term "climate change" from all state laws. The inscription also had a DeSantis quote, "I am not a global warming person." The statue was erected by a climate activist group called 350 Action. They wanted to show the consequences of climate change and DeSantis ignoring it. The artist gave this statue the title, "Denial".

[carol @carolnxo]

a mulher sangra todo mês e não morre, gera uma vida no seu corpo por 9 meses, da luz a alguém do tamanho de um abacaxi grande e produz alimento em seu corpo. mas na cabeça de alguns, o homem é superior

[Pan @pangrey123]

Job interviews be like, "What can you do?"

Dude, I'm a millennial born in the '90s. Just tell me what I need to know, & I'll master it in 3 days.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Things we’ve moved on too quickly from
- The Epstein files
- The Cornell 7
- Nolan Wells

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

we have titty sweat in october because y’all want to ask chatgpt why that person keeps treating you like that

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

If California billionaires can scrape together $340 MILLION to fight a tax on billionaires, I think we've officially settled whether they can afford to pay the fucking tax.

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

CANVA IS FREE CANVA IS FREE CANVA IS FREEEEEEE STOP MAKING AI SLOP FLYERS

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I saw someone say they miss when the internet was a library and not a store and I’ll be damned if that’s not the realest thing I’ve seen all year.

[Jonas ‧₊ ♪˚⊹ Kurt Cobain's Manager @kurtcobainyaoi]

You genuinely couldn't pay me to give a fuck if someone is a documented immigrant or not

[Pari is a weirdo @laukipari]

If men can't control themselves when they see a woman in a skirt, why are we letting them control anything?

[Mary @MaryMarykf61]

I Love the fact that I learned about
“checks and balances" in my government and social studies classes as a kid only to find out as an adult that they don't exist as long as enough scumbags are in power.

[✧ @preposterousbbg]

Feminism isn't needed"

Being raped by your husband wasn't illegal until 1993.

Women couldn't initiate divorce until 1969.

Women couldn't get birth control without a man until 1972.

Women couldn't buy a house or get a credit card without a man until 1974.

Women couldn't own their own business without a man until 1988.

WE ARE STILL FIGHTING FOR OUR RIGHTS.