Dave Felstead

[Dave Felstead @dfelsteadfx]

Never buy anything from @tapsempireuk. Absolutely shocking customer service.

[Dave Felstead @dfelsteadfx]

@chilternrailway Off Peak Return for 2 adults using a two together card. The tickets appear in my account, however I'm not able to access them and I can't process a refund either.

[Dave Felstead @dfelsteadfx]

@chilternrailway Nevermind. Let's hope the strike's bring about change and we aren't all left to deal with computers...

[Dave Felstead @dfelsteadfx]

@chilternrailway Does it also mean tickets aren't available to purchase in advance online, because I'm consistently getting the following message. I've tried multiple methods of payment, and none of them are being accepted.

[Elwood's Organic Dog Meat 🐾🥩 @ElwoodDogMeat]

For anyone wondering if they should let their dog meat rest after cooking but before cutting.

We cooked two identical cuts of Labrador. The top one was cut immediately the bottom one rested for 15 min.

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

Anti-Abortion protestors get violent when I say the quiet part out loud.

[Dave Felstead @dfelsteadfx]

@ChrisGPackham @FerberPainting It’s an interesting marketing choice if that’s what it is. I’m hoping it’s in the same vein as @ElwoodDogMeat

[Dave Felstead @dfelsteadfx]

@EdGambleComedy Kosmischer Laüfer for some retro synth krautrock

[Dave Felstead @dfelsteadfx]

@RealPaulPutner I love the concept of it being traditional British folklore, celebrated like a pagan festival.
Also, when Trigger makes a face.

[Dave Felstead @dfelsteadfx]

@rufusjones1 Loving the hessian tote ��

[Dave Felstead @dfelsteadfx]

@TheMenuFilm is brilliant from start to end! I wonder if @NicholasHoult‘s character might have been inspired by @EdGambleComedy? Uncanny @OffMenuOfficial

[Dave Felstead @dfelsteadfx]

@rufusjones1 Kosmischer Läufer and Tangerine Dream. Robert Rich as well

[Dave Felstead @dfelsteadfx]

@ReeceShearsmith I use this quote in daily conversation far more than I should

[Dave Felstead @dfelsteadfx]

@LiamThorpECHO @JimMFelton @SteveBarclay What are you doing?

[Dave Felstead @dfelsteadfx]

@SteveBarclay @couch_5k This is your fault. Resign.

https://t.co/8lEjucpr3h

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Dave Felstead @dfelsteadfx]

@Femi_Sorry She’s hardly human

[Dave Felstead @dfelsteadfx]

@Banxcartoons My wife’s answers:
Ali G
Martin Clunes
Sir Patrick Moore
Kate Middleton (the peoples princess v2)
Chris Eubank

I’m baffled.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Throwback to the time the BBC asked Rage Against The Machine not to swear during a live Christmas broadcast.

[Dave Felstead @dfelsteadfx]

@neilgibbons I just checked. Yep. Glinner is back.