Dylan Finlayson

Husband, father, writer, and willing to learn

[Dylan Finlayson @dfin_writer]

#PitDark #MG #FA #H

There's a dragon haunting the hospital's unfinished basement and stealing people's emotions. Mikey's the only one that can see it, so only he can stop it. But he's got his own dragons to conquer...

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@MadcapCreations My daughter has had back to back colds, so I feel like this, but about sleep.

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@author_VV WHY ARE WE YELLING?!

Also writer tip, don't use an interrobang (?!) in your writing. Not official punctuation and makes you look amateurish. (Or so that a-hole editor told me)

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@leilacsaliba Just realizing I totally misread the characters in Grey's Anatomy

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I don't drink, and have a question.

You know in movies when someone downs some scotch and makes a face of part pleasure, part pain?

Is that like drinking an ice cold Sprite really fast?

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@TaylorLGrothe That is, of course, your prerogative and an entirely defensible one.

Just bear in mind, Harry, Ron, and Hermione never said what's she's said, and they are far more real to many of her fans than she is.

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@IllusionExotic That's just what a fake author account would say...

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Cunningham's Law states: The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer.

Unrelated, but the best way to get bloodstains out of car upholstery is more blood.

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@keeping_up_kcee Zyrtec and Flonase are my go to. No sleepiness, improved allergies.

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@Brynna_W_Wiley This. This is why I have a Twitter account.

Thanks for the lol

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@strawn_ja Watch: I have all the ingredients to make a sandwich.

Warning: hey, where'd this sandwich come from?

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@caitlinkwrites Great work! My advice, take a moment to enjoy it before diving into the querying trenches :)

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@AuthorGFAllen Little boy is a dick to his best friend, cool to his vice principal, and spends a lot of time thinking about killing animals.

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@slow_laurus So now are you a little stitious?

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@jaredgarrett That and "Everybody wang chung tonight." :)

Saw your booth at story Con and kept meaning say hi, but time kept slipping. Did you have a good time?

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@Lady_J_Author Not bad. Fell off my diet bandwagon, so I'm feeling pretty good. How was yours?

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Pretty sure Azkaban is just taking care of a toddler with a light, persistent cough.

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Join me and writers worldwide in the @nycmidnight Short Story Challenge kicking off January 24! Learn more at https://t.co/LsMme0VXHA

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@TheAuthorGuy Skanksgiving: Thanksgiving at your mother-in-law's with her 3 judgemental adult daughters.

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@RWeberWrites As a father, gotta be Snorlax