Dapper Dan

I fuck around and find out things

[Dapper Dan @dfoch23]

@TriciaWhitaker @CrimsonCast Stick with wearing leggings. Those jeans make you look fat. Horrible fashion choice

[Dapper Dan @dfoch23]

The LA Olympic opening and closing ceremony is just going to be a huge circle jerk of celebrities and our obsession with celebrity culture. Not going to be a classy affair at all lol

[Dapper Dan @dfoch23]

Every fucking commercial during this closing ceremony is for other shitty Peacock shows. Making it real easy to cancel this subscription now that Winter Olympics are done haha

[Dapper Dan @dfoch23]

So embarrassed that flag football is being added as the home nation signature sport for the LA Olympics 🤦‍♂️

[Dapper Dan @dfoch23]

Pontius singing at the closing ceremony haha #winterolympics #righteousgemstones

[Dapper Dan @dfoch23]

Those facial tattoos look horrible 😬 #closingceremony #winterolympics

[Dapper Dan @dfoch23]

I like Major Lazer , but why are they doing the closing ceremony and not an Italian DJ or performer ? #WinterOlympics

[Dapper Dan @dfoch23]

Closing ceremony

[Dapper Dan @dfoch23]

Kirsty Coventry looks way older than 42. Yikes 😬 #closingceremony

[Dapper Dan @dfoch23]

Is it just me or are these opening and closing ceremony dancers not doing a very good job of hitting their mark and being in sync ?

[Dapper Dan @dfoch23]

Benny Benassi should be DJ’ing this closing ceremony

[Dapper Dan @dfoch23]

The lack of attention Johannes Høsflot Klæbo has received is mind blowing. Absolute GOAT and barely a mention all Olympics. Instead all the focus has been hyping up other athletes that just ended up choking

[Dapper Dan @dfoch23]

Wtf… Why is nbc interrupting the closing ceremony with an interview ?

[Dapper Dan @dfoch23]

@BeckySpooner1 @DudespostingWs Coors Light is brewed at the Miller Brewery in Milwaukee thanks to the merger

[Dapper Dan @dfoch23]

Why doesn’t Team USA have any participants in the ski cross events ? Probably one of the most exciting events to watch. #WinterOlympics

[Dapper Dan @dfoch23]

Mikaela Shiffrin has 3 golds and a silver over her 4 Olympics… Janica Kostelić
did that in just the 2002 Olympics alone. Janica over Mikaela all day long #winterolympics

[Dapper Dan @dfoch23]

@Dex1954 Yeah they definitely got paid off by Shiffrin’s corp sponsors lol. An Austrian won the slalom portion in the team combined. No way they woulda deviated from a quicker , less technical course setup (58 gates vs 63) they just won without some sort of payoff.

[Dapper Dan @dfoch23]

After Shiffrin’s disastrous Team Combined slalom run , course setters were paid off to make a slower course more favorable to her. Too much sponsorship dollars were at stake for her not to win again.

[Dapper Dan @dfoch23]

Janica Kostelić is still better than Mikaela Shiffrin #winterolympics

[Dapper Dan @dfoch23]

@WIFFLEballinc the @Brewers are using your brand name to market a promotion of an inferior generic plastic bat and ball